so i asked my friends for their favourite yo mama jookes and her they are-

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mamma so fat you have ta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain.
Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!

Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!"
Yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo momma so fat she got baptized in sea world Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with that flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says" Picture continued on other side.
Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her..
Yo Mama's So Fat....people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo Mama's So Fat....if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mama's So Fat....she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of petrol.
Yo Mama's So Fat....when she went to the beach all the whales start singin we are family.
Yo Mama's so skinny.....whe she eats a peanut she looks 6mts pregnent

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