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Did this joke make you L.A.M.O.? {laugh my ass off}
Awesome, I love it..!
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Wow, this joke sucks balls..!
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The Funniest Joke Ever..!
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Two guys go to a bar and are drinking a lot,
Guy1: "You know this is a magicail bar, right?"
Guy2: "No way man,"
Guy1: "Yeah, if you jump off the roof you magicly land in your chair,"
Guy2: "Ok, lets see it,"
So guy1 jumps off the roof and does land in his chair,"
Guy1: "Ok now its your turn,"
So, guy2 jumps off, breaks every bone in his body, and dies.
After the parimedics leave the bar tender comes by and says "You know SuperMan, you really are a d@$% when you start drinking!"
Guy1: "You know this is a magicail bar, right?"
Guy2: "No way man,"
Guy1: "Yeah, if you jump off the roof you magicly land in your chair,"
Guy2: "Ok, lets see it,"
So guy1 jumps off the roof and does land in his chair,"
Guy1: "Ok now its your turn,"
So, guy2 jumps off, breaks every bone in his body, and dies.
After the parimedics leave the bar tender comes by and says "You know SuperMan, you really are a d@$% when you start drinking!"
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poor alcoholic.
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Did you like it though?
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Cool story bro is what i woulda told guy 1
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