Mate i just squirted some fudge puddles all over the floor. Ahh had to lick the juicy stuff up

so mate today yer i was walking along the road and i accidentally dragged my massive shlong through a massive puddle. Its all wet now and im grounded from using the toilet so i took a dump in my cupboard and sprayed some shit when i farted on the door.

so the other day i was in geography and i could feel a guff coming write out the shooter. i let the beast out and i could feel the dagnut which i had from about 3 years let go and fly out from my builders bum. It landed straight on the don in reardons face and he said hes gonna bight my dick off. I said to the teacher about it but he was sucking his dick under the chair and screaming tacheeeeeeeeee. Also i sprayed some more fudge puddles on the floor

nice call me yeah boi

had to go brb about 4 hours