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XprN
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Does anyone know any funny ones? What's the funniest ones you've heard?
(I'm not planning on using them, they are so funny to hear)
The funniest i've seen is 'Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?'
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blazinit671
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Well, This is how it goes:

(Say this to a Girl)
You:What's that in Your eye
Girl:What's what in My eye?
You:Oh it's just a sparkle. (Wink,wink) lol
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xiFRENZYix
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Ay girl I just shit my pants, Can I get in yours?
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Phanza
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Say this to a girl...
You: Hey, Do you have the time?
Girl: Yeah...its uh *time*
You: No, the time to write down my number. ;)
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I lost my teaddy bear.
Can i sleep with you?
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My Love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it
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BO4
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I forgot my address, can I have yours? ;)
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do you work in subway, cause you just gave me a footlong
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Me: Do you like fitness
Girl: Yea
Me: How bout fitness d*ck in your mouth
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Boy-Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i see myself inside your pants
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