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Clueless
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A. What month were you born in?
January- gay
February- fuzzy
March- chunky
April- smooth
May- horny
June- multiracial
July- straight
August- smart
September- small
October- funny
November- old
December- married


B. What day where you born on?
1- stripper
2- midget
3- principal
4- old lady
5- black man
6- grocer
7- Mexican
8- kid
9- mom
10- white girl
11- grandma
12- manager
13- teenage girl
14- dog
15- wrestler
16- bachelor
17- farmer
18- zombie
19- golfer
20- car salesman
21- actor
22- skateboarder
23- stoner
24- soldier
25- thief
26- monkey
27- yard keeper
28- web designer
29- waitress
30- taxi cab driver
31- policeman

C. What color shirt are you wearing?
Black- lap dance
White- car
Red- airplane
Orange- house
Yellow- donut
Green- bag of peanuts
Blue- Pepsi
Purple- computer
Other- baby

Just type in each option into the sentence below. Have fun!

I am (A) because a (B) gave me a (C).

Heres mine: I am fuzzy because a Mexican gave me a lap dance.
#2. Posted:
coolgoldboy4
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I am straight because a black man gave me a lap dance.
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Ryan-De-Rukus
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I am fuzzy because a thief gave me a lap dance.
#4. Posted:
StoopidMonkie
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I am multiracial because a black man gave me a bag of peanuts.

#5. Posted:
Kagura
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I am Fuzzy because a Waitress gave me a Pepsi.
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DJH
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i am old because a teenage girl gave me a baby.
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AsTiG
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I am multiracial because a theif gave me a lap dance.
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Gekko
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I am straight because a web designer gave me a bag of peanuts.
Seems legit.

Edit: The ironic thing is that my answers were 7 and 28 for the first two, and that was my 728th post.
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