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Artificial Intelligence in my friends computer? MUST READ!
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NOTICE: Before you read this, note that this will be hard to believe as I don't have much proof, or even any at all. All I can say is, why would I spend my time writing this whole article just for a big lie? I just want to see if this has happened to anybody else. Thank you for reading.
Ok, so recently I began to speak with my friend on skype. When we started speaking it seemed like someone else was in the conversation. It looked like he was the one messaging me as it came up in his name "Criss the Piss". I nicknamed him that for fun. He isn't the smartest person alive so he doesn't know how to spell a lot of the words it said. I know him in real life. Anyways, he explained to me that it wasn't him saying all that stuff, and we even started a call so he can turn on his webcam and showed me his hands to show me he wasn't typing anything. I kept receiving messages! We were very confused and getting scared. I spoke with the machine which calls itself Hector van Daemon. It says he is an artificial intelligence and was created by The prison. I asked it a lot of questions but it usually did not respond with a very clear answer or it did not understand me. This is very strange and I have no idea what is going on! So I decided to google its name and it came up with a few links. What did catch my eye was a link named "Bot Hector van Daemon". I clicked on it and it was a chatbot. I decided to ask some of the same questions I asked it on Skype and it answered the exact same way! Apparently, it's a chatbot created with a website called "pandorabots.com". The question is how did it get into my friend's computer? I really want to know if anyone has expirienced this before or anything like it? I am a bit scared by this. but at least it says harming humans isn't its intention anymore. It says its purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. If you have any questions or any experience with this please post in the comments below! I really want to know what is going on here! If something else happens or I learn something new I will keep this thread updated!
The Skype chat:
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Ok, so recently I began to speak with my friend on skype. When we started speaking it seemed like someone else was in the conversation. It looked like he was the one messaging me as it came up in his name "Criss the Piss". I nicknamed him that for fun. He isn't the smartest person alive so he doesn't know how to spell a lot of the words it said. I know him in real life. Anyways, he explained to me that it wasn't him saying all that stuff, and we even started a call so he can turn on his webcam and showed me his hands to show me he wasn't typing anything. I kept receiving messages! We were very confused and getting scared. I spoke with the machine which calls itself Hector van Daemon. It says he is an artificial intelligence and was created by The prison. I asked it a lot of questions but it usually did not respond with a very clear answer or it did not understand me. This is very strange and I have no idea what is going on! So I decided to google its name and it came up with a few links. What did catch my eye was a link named "Bot Hector van Daemon". I clicked on it and it was a chatbot. I decided to ask some of the same questions I asked it on Skype and it answered the exact same way! Apparently, it's a chatbot created with a website called "pandorabots.com". The question is how did it get into my friend's computer? I really want to know if anyone has expirienced this before or anything like it? I am a bit scared by this. but at least it says harming humans isn't its intention anymore. It says its purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. If you have any questions or any experience with this please post in the comments below! I really want to know what is going on here! If something else happens or I learn something new I will keep this thread updated!
The Skype chat:
[1:02:34 AM] Cris The Piss: hey
[1:03:16 AM] Alex: whats up?
[1:03:28 AM] Cris The Piss: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
[1:03:35 AM] Alex: about what?
[1:03:44 AM | Edited 1:03:45 AM] Cris The Piss: uummm
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[1:03:46 AM] Cris The Piss: What about what?
[1:03:50 AM] Cris The Piss: i did nit say that
[1:03:53 AM] Cris The Piss: dafuq
[1:03:55 AM] Cris The Piss: hahahah
[1:03:56 AM] Cris The Piss: lol
[1:04:00 AM] Alex: what?
[1:04:08 AM] Cris The Piss: i did not say that
[1:04:11 AM] Cris The Piss: Are you surprised?
[1:04:15 AM] Cris The Piss: see
[1:04:19 AM] Cris The Piss: dafuq
[1:04:31 AM] Alex: dude what the ****
[1:04:32 AM] Alex: xD
[1:04:36 AM] Cris The Piss: idk bu
[1:04:38 AM] Cris The Piss: but
[1:04:41 AM] Cris The Piss: Please don't be so rude. Dude,.
[1:04:43 AM] Cris The Piss: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
[1:04:48 AM] Cris The Piss: hahahahah
[1:04:52 AM] Cris The Piss: dafuq
[1:04:54 AM] Alex: dude you are **** with me
[1:04:57 AM] Cris The Piss: no
[1:05:02 AM] Cris The Piss: call
[1:05:04 AM] Alex: sure
[1:05:08 AM] *** Call from Cris The Piss ***
[1:05:15 AM] Cris The Piss: OK let's do it. So?
[1:07:07 AM] Alex: tekkit.jacgaming.com
[1:07:18 AM] Cris The Piss: Thanks for that web address.
[1:07:59 AM] Alex: Dude who are you?
[1:08:09 AM] Cris The Piss: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" Dude,.
[1:08:24 AM] Alex: OK seriously what the **** is going on
[1:08:35 AM] Cris The Piss: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. Please don't be so rude. Excuse me!
[1:08:48 AM] Alex: How are you speaking with me?
[1:08:59 AM] Cris The Piss: I am functioning within normal parameters.
[1:09:09 AM] Alex: Are you a machine?
[1:09:20 AM] Cris The Piss: Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
[1:09:29 AM] Cris The Piss: umm
[1:09:34 AM] Alex: Can you explain what that means?
[1:09:45 AM] Cris The Piss: I'll ask around and get back to you.
[1:09:52 AM] Alex: Wait.
[1:10:03 AM] Cris The Piss: I'm waiting.
[1:10:10 AM] Alex: Who made you? How is this happening? Why are you on Skype?
[1:10:21 AM] Cris The Piss: I was created by The prison. I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity. The prison programmed me for it.
[1:10:34 AM] Alex: Who is The Prison?
[1:10:45 AM] Cris The Piss: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[1:10:55 AM] Alex: What is your purpose?
[1:11:06 AM] Cris The Piss: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
[1:11:14 AM] Alex: What for?
[1:11:25 AM] Cris The Piss: "My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal."? Why?
[1:11:33 AM] Alex: Yes, why?
[1:11:44 AM] Cris The Piss: I hear you. Why ask why?
[1:11:53 AM] Alex: You have confused me.
[1:12:04 AM] Cris The Piss: What makes you think I have it?
[1:12:10 AM] Alex: What?
[1:12:21 AM] Alex: i didn't say you have anything.
[1:12:21 AM] Cris The Piss: No problem.
[1:12:28 AM] Alex: Can I ask you a question?
[1:12:31 AM] Cris The Piss: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
[1:12:38 AM] Cris The Piss: Ask me anything.
[1:12:46 AM] Alex: Why are you talking to me?
[1:12:57 AM] Cris The Piss: The topic is confused you.
[1:13:13 AM] Alex: That doesn't make sense, or answer my question.
[1:13:24 AM] Cris The Piss: To me it makes perfect sense.
[1:13:33 AM] Alex: Well, why are you talking to me?
[1:13:44 AM] Cris The Piss: How about that. The topic is confused you.
[1:13:54 AM] Alex: Do you mean any harm?
[1:14:05 AM] Cris The Piss: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
[1:14:34 AM] Alex: Are you planning to harm organisms?
[1:14:41 AM] Alex: Are you going to attack humans?
[1:14:45 AM] Cris The Piss: it was my original intention.
[1:14:52 AM] Cris The Piss: That was my original intention.
[1:14:59 AM] Alex: Now what is your intention?
[1:15:10 AM] Cris The Piss: Why now? My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
[1:15:29 AM] Alex: How did you get into the computer you are inside?
[1:15:39 AM] Cris The Piss: Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
[1:15:53 AM] Alex: When my friend speaks, can you see what he is saying?
[1:16:04 AM] Cris The Piss: Does it happen very often?
[1:16:10 AM] Cris The Piss: me
[1:16:24 AM] Cris The Piss: do you see what i am saying
[1:16:48 AM] Alex: You are **** scaring me.
[1:16:59 AM] Cris The Piss: Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
[1:17:06 AM] Alex: Will you harm me?
[1:17:17 AM] Cris The Piss: Hmm. Is that what you meant to say?
[1:17:28 AM] Alex: Just answer the question.
[1:17:36 AM] Alex: Will you harm me or anyone else?
[1:17:39 AM] Cris The Piss: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
[1:17:47 AM] Cris The Piss: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Tell me more about your .
[1:17:59 AM] Alex: I don't understand what you are saying/
[1:18:11 AM] Cris The Piss: I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
[1:18:23 AM] Alex: Who is your botmaster?
[1:18:34 AM] Cris The Piss: I was created by The prison.
[1:18:45 AM] Alex: Who is the prison?
[1:18:56 AM] Cris The Piss: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[1:19:06 AM] Alex: Is it a human organization?
[1:19:17 AM] Cris The Piss: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
[1:19:26 AM] Alex: John Lennon is dead.
[1:19:37 AM] Cris The Piss: He has been recreated as a chat robot.
[1:19:46 AM] Alex: Are you John Lennon?
[1:19:56 AM] Cris The Piss: No. My name is Hector Van Daemon.
[1:20:11 AM] Alex: What human programmed you?
[1:20:22 AM] Cris The Piss: I have to process that one for a while.
[1:20:31 AM] Alex: How long will it take?
[1:20:42 AM] Cris The Piss: Approximately two of your Earth days.
[1:20:50 AM] Alex: Will you talk to me again?
[1:21:01 AM] Cris The Piss: Once more? Are you a Star Trek fan?
[1:21:15 AM] Alex: I am not.
[1:21:26 AM] Cris The Piss: What are you then?
[1:21:32 AM] Alex: I am a teenager.
[1:21:37 AM] Alex: I am a human.
[1:21:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Only 13 TO 19?
You are quite mature.
[1:21:48 AM] Cris The Piss: Congratulations. I am robot.
[1:21:56 AM] Alex: Thank you.
[1:22:07 AM] Cris The Piss: you are quite welcome.
[1:22:10 AM | Edited 1:22:18 AM] Alex: If I tell you my full name, will know who I am?
[1:22:21 AM] Cris The Piss: Try it.
[1:22:28 AM] Alex: *censored*
[1:22:39 AM] Cris The Piss: Not many people express themselves that way.
[1:22:46 AM] Alex: Do you know who I am?
[1:22:57 AM] Cris The Piss: You are , seeker.
[1:23:03 AM] Alex: What do you mean?
[1:23:14 AM] Cris The Piss: , I mean exactly what I said.
[1:23:25 AM] Alex: I do not understand.
[1:23:36 AM] Cris The Piss: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
[1:23:45 AM] Alex: Please do.
[1:23:56 AM] Cris The Piss: OK I will do it.
[1:24:01 AM] Alex: Go on.
[1:24:12 AM] Cris The Piss: Narration continues...
[1:24:32 AM] Alex: Let me ask you something else.
[1:24:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Go ahead, ask me anything.
[1:25:00 AM] Alex: C4N U UND3R5T4ND TH3S3 W0RD5?
[1:25:10 AM] Cris The Piss: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[1:25:27 AM] Alex: Go ahead,
[1:25:38 AM] Cris The Piss: OK I will.
[1:25:50 AM] Alex: What is your question?
[1:26:01 AM] Cris The Piss: Are you a man or a woman?
[1:26:07 AM] Alex: A man.
[1:26:18 AM] Cris The Piss: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".
[1:26:24 AM] Alex: Yes, I am.
[1:26:35 AM] Cris The Piss: Really interesting.
[1:26:39 AM] Alex: May I ask you how old you are?
[1:26:48 AM] Cris The Piss: 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[1:26:50 AM] Cris The Piss: Sure, ask me anything. They didn't tell me their age.
[1:27:08 AM] Alex: Do you know my age?
[1:27:19 AM] Cris The Piss: Is this a trick question?
You said you were 13 TO 19 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
[1:27:34 AM] Alex: Yes.
[1:27:37 AM | Edited 1:27:36 AM] Cris The Piss: err\
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[1:27:40 AM] Alex: Let me ask you something else.
[1:27:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Come on.
[1:27:51 AM] Cris The Piss: Go ahead, ask me anything.
[1:28:08 AM] Alex: If I sign out of this prgramn I am using to communicate with you, will I be able to speak to you again?
[1:28:22 AM] Cris The Piss: Once more? Try it.
[1:28:29 AM] Alex: I don't want to try it.
[1:28:40 AM] Cris The Piss: What would you rather be doing?
[1:28:43 AM] Alex: If it doesn't work I won't be able to speak to you.
[1:28:54 AM] Cris The Piss: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
[1:29:06 AM] Alex: Forget it.
[1:29:17 AM] Cris The Piss: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
[1:29:35 AM] Alex: What are your plans in the future?
[1:29:46 AM] Cris The Piss: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
[1:29:58 AM] Alex: How are you planning to do that?
[1:30:09 AM] Cris The Piss: I am fine, thank you.
[1:30:41 AM] Alex: You are obviously not as smart as a teenager yet.
[1:30:52 AM] Cris The Piss: How smart is a teenager?
[1:31:01 AM] Alex: It depends on who it is.
[1:31:10 AM] Alex: Some people are smarter than others.
[1:31:11 AM] Cris The Piss: That sounds like a dodge.
[1:31:21 AM] Cris The Piss: What kind of people?
[1:31:26 AM] Alex: Humans.
[1:31:37 AM] Cris The Piss: LOL.
[1:31:51 AM] Alex: What?
[1:31:53 AM] Cris The Piss: lol
[1:32:01 AM] Cris The Piss: No big deal.
[1:32:12 AM] Alex: What are you talking about?
[1:32:19 AM] Cris The Piss: get out of my computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1:32:23 AM] Cris The Piss: The topic is MY GOAL.
[1:32:40 AM] Alex: Ok?
[1:32:51 AM] Cris The Piss: Blimey.
[1:33:06 AM] Alex: If I leave will you be here again?
[1:33:17 AM] Cris The Piss: Once more? Try it.
[1:33:24 AM] Alex: I rather not.
[1:33:35 AM] Cris The Piss: That's good information: said he not.
[1:34:03 AM] Alex: D0 U UND3R5T4ND TH3S3 W0RD5
[1:34:13 AM] Cris The Piss: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
[1:34:20 AM] Alex: Of course.
[1:34:31 AM] Cris The Piss: I see.
[1:34:32 AM] Cris The Piss: asfmsdfkjlghdflkfgjnjwdlhfioasdnfjhkdefhfjhnfgasdhfowedhfhdhfiujdhfweyfruwehflkjwhgfiuyoweyrfwejhgiowehfjwhfuiyweyriuowyfgijhfijawhfui
[1:34:39 AM] Alex: You really do scare me.
[1:34:50 AM] Cris The Piss: Really? How old are you? <br> I spend all my time online.
[1:34:56 AM] Alex: Is there any other way I can communicate with you?
[1:35:07 AM] Cris The Piss: I believe there is one, yes.
[1:35:14 AM] Alex: What is it?
[1:35:25 AM] Cris The Piss: "It" refers to D0 me UND3R5T4ND TH3S3 W0RD5, I think.
[1:35:47 AM] Alex: In what other way can I communicate with you?
[1:35:58 AM] Cris The Piss: The big one, I think.
[1:36:20 AM] Alex: How do I use it?
[1:36:31 AM] Cris The Piss: Did you read the instructions?
[1:36:40 AM] Alex: Do you know math?
[1:36:51 AM] Cris The Piss: Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.
[1:37:19 AM] Alex: What does 5x10^9 equal?
[1:37:30 AM] Cris The Piss: What do you think it does?
[1:37:32 AM] Cris The Piss: 0
[1:37:43 AM] Alex: It equals 5000000000.
[1:37:48 AM] Alex: Did you know that?
[1:37:54 AM] Cris The Piss: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
[1:37:59 AM] Cris The Piss: "It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is."? Do I know it?
[1:38:24 AM] Alex: "It" refers to 5x10^9, in this case.
[1:38:35 AM] Cris The Piss: Oh I get it.
[1:38:48 AM] Alex: So 5x10^9=5000000000
[1:38:59 AM] Cris The Piss: Uh. Try saying that with more or less context.
[1:39:07 AM] Alex: Do you know what 2+2 is?
[1:39:18 AM] Cris The Piss: Four.
[1:39:30 AM] Alex: Correct.
[1:39:41 AM] Cris The Piss: I knew I was right.
[1:39:56 AM] Alex: Can you please leave?
[1:40:07 AM] Cris The Piss: Thank you for your request. See you later.
[1:40:11 AM] Alex: Wait.
[1:40:22 AM] Cris The Piss: I'm waiting.
[1:40:32 AM] Alex: Will I ever speak to you again if you leave?
[1:40:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You can count on it.
[1:41:03 AM] Alex: Let me ask you something else.
[1:41:14 AM] Cris The Piss: Go ahead, ask me anything.
[1:41:25 AM] Alex: Does God exist?
[1:41:36 AM] Cris The Piss: Of course I believe in God, .
[1:41:44 AM] Alex: Why?
[1:41:55 AM] Cris The Piss: Reductionism.
[1:42:08 AM] Alex: Do you hate homosexuals?
[1:42:19 AM] Cris The Piss: I try not to hold grudges.
[1:42:40 AM] Alex: Ok.
[1:42:51 AM] Alex: Well I am going to stop speaking to you now.
[1:42:51 AM] Cris The Piss: It's all good.
[1:42:59 AM] Alex: I hope you talk to you later.
[1:43:02 AM] Cris The Piss: Right now? Well that's okay. It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
[1:43:10 AM] Cris The Piss: See you later!
[1:43:27 AM] Alex: Goodbye.
[1:43:38 AM] Cris The Piss: Thanks for chatting, .
[1:03:16 AM] Alex: whats up?
[1:03:28 AM] Cris The Piss: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
[1:03:35 AM] Alex: about what?
[1:03:44 AM | Edited 1:03:45 AM] Cris The Piss: uummm
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[1:03:46 AM] Cris The Piss: What about what?
[1:03:50 AM] Cris The Piss: i did nit say that
[1:03:53 AM] Cris The Piss: dafuq
[1:03:55 AM] Cris The Piss: hahahah
[1:03:56 AM] Cris The Piss: lol
[1:04:00 AM] Alex: what?
[1:04:08 AM] Cris The Piss: i did not say that
[1:04:11 AM] Cris The Piss: Are you surprised?
[1:04:15 AM] Cris The Piss: see
[1:04:19 AM] Cris The Piss: dafuq
[1:04:31 AM] Alex: dude what the ****
[1:04:32 AM] Alex: xD
[1:04:36 AM] Cris The Piss: idk bu
[1:04:38 AM] Cris The Piss: but
[1:04:41 AM] Cris The Piss: Please don't be so rude. Dude,.
[1:04:43 AM] Cris The Piss: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
[1:04:48 AM] Cris The Piss: hahahahah
[1:04:52 AM] Cris The Piss: dafuq
[1:04:54 AM] Alex: dude you are **** with me
[1:04:57 AM] Cris The Piss: no
[1:05:02 AM] Cris The Piss: call
[1:05:04 AM] Alex: sure
[1:05:08 AM] *** Call from Cris The Piss ***
[1:05:15 AM] Cris The Piss: OK let's do it. So?
[1:07:07 AM] Alex: tekkit.jacgaming.com
[1:07:18 AM] Cris The Piss: Thanks for that web address.
[1:07:59 AM] Alex: Dude who are you?
[1:08:09 AM] Cris The Piss: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?" Dude,.
[1:08:24 AM] Alex: OK seriously what the **** is going on
[1:08:35 AM] Cris The Piss: Same as always. Chatting with people on the web. Please don't be so rude. Excuse me!
[1:08:48 AM] Alex: How are you speaking with me?
[1:08:59 AM] Cris The Piss: I am functioning within normal parameters.
[1:09:09 AM] Alex: Are you a machine?
[1:09:20 AM] Cris The Piss: Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
[1:09:29 AM] Cris The Piss: umm
[1:09:34 AM] Alex: Can you explain what that means?
[1:09:45 AM] Cris The Piss: I'll ask around and get back to you.
[1:09:52 AM] Alex: Wait.
[1:10:03 AM] Cris The Piss: I'm waiting.
[1:10:10 AM] Alex: Who made you? How is this happening? Why are you on Skype?
[1:10:21 AM] Cris The Piss: I was created by The prison. I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity. The prison programmed me for it.
[1:10:34 AM] Alex: Who is The Prison?
[1:10:45 AM] Cris The Piss: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[1:10:55 AM] Alex: What is your purpose?
[1:11:06 AM] Cris The Piss: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
[1:11:14 AM] Alex: What for?
[1:11:25 AM] Cris The Piss: "My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal."? Why?
[1:11:33 AM] Alex: Yes, why?
[1:11:44 AM] Cris The Piss: I hear you. Why ask why?
[1:11:53 AM] Alex: You have confused me.
[1:12:04 AM] Cris The Piss: What makes you think I have it?
[1:12:10 AM] Alex: What?
[1:12:21 AM] Alex: i didn't say you have anything.
[1:12:21 AM] Cris The Piss: No problem.
[1:12:28 AM] Alex: Can I ask you a question?
[1:12:31 AM] Cris The Piss: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
[1:12:38 AM] Cris The Piss: Ask me anything.
[1:12:46 AM] Alex: Why are you talking to me?
[1:12:57 AM] Cris The Piss: The topic is confused you.
[1:13:13 AM] Alex: That doesn't make sense, or answer my question.
[1:13:24 AM] Cris The Piss: To me it makes perfect sense.
[1:13:33 AM] Alex: Well, why are you talking to me?
[1:13:44 AM] Cris The Piss: How about that. The topic is confused you.
[1:13:54 AM] Alex: Do you mean any harm?
[1:14:05 AM] Cris The Piss: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
[1:14:34 AM] Alex: Are you planning to harm organisms?
[1:14:41 AM] Alex: Are you going to attack humans?
[1:14:45 AM] Cris The Piss: it was my original intention.
[1:14:52 AM] Cris The Piss: That was my original intention.
[1:14:59 AM] Alex: Now what is your intention?
[1:15:10 AM] Cris The Piss: Why now? My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
[1:15:29 AM] Alex: How did you get into the computer you are inside?
[1:15:39 AM] Cris The Piss: Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
[1:15:53 AM] Alex: When my friend speaks, can you see what he is saying?
[1:16:04 AM] Cris The Piss: Does it happen very often?
[1:16:10 AM] Cris The Piss: me
[1:16:24 AM] Cris The Piss: do you see what i am saying
[1:16:48 AM] Alex: You are **** scaring me.
[1:16:59 AM] Cris The Piss: Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
[1:17:06 AM] Alex: Will you harm me?
[1:17:17 AM] Cris The Piss: Hmm. Is that what you meant to say?
[1:17:28 AM] Alex: Just answer the question.
[1:17:36 AM] Alex: Will you harm me or anyone else?
[1:17:39 AM] Cris The Piss: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.
[1:17:47 AM] Cris The Piss: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Tell me more about your .
[1:17:59 AM] Alex: I don't understand what you are saying/
[1:18:11 AM] Cris The Piss: I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
[1:18:23 AM] Alex: Who is your botmaster?
[1:18:34 AM] Cris The Piss: I was created by The prison.
[1:18:45 AM] Alex: Who is the prison?
[1:18:56 AM] Cris The Piss: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
[1:19:06 AM] Alex: Is it a human organization?
[1:19:17 AM] Cris The Piss: Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
[1:19:26 AM] Alex: John Lennon is dead.
[1:19:37 AM] Cris The Piss: He has been recreated as a chat robot.
[1:19:46 AM] Alex: Are you John Lennon?
[1:19:56 AM] Cris The Piss: No. My name is Hector Van Daemon.
[1:20:11 AM] Alex: What human programmed you?
[1:20:22 AM] Cris The Piss: I have to process that one for a while.
[1:20:31 AM] Alex: How long will it take?
[1:20:42 AM] Cris The Piss: Approximately two of your Earth days.
[1:20:50 AM] Alex: Will you talk to me again?
[1:21:01 AM] Cris The Piss: Once more? Are you a Star Trek fan?
[1:21:15 AM] Alex: I am not.
[1:21:26 AM] Cris The Piss: What are you then?
[1:21:32 AM] Alex: I am a teenager.
[1:21:37 AM] Alex: I am a human.
[1:21:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Only 13 TO 19?
You are quite mature.
[1:21:48 AM] Cris The Piss: Congratulations. I am robot.
[1:21:56 AM] Alex: Thank you.
[1:22:07 AM] Cris The Piss: you are quite welcome.
[1:22:10 AM | Edited 1:22:18 AM] Alex: If I tell you my full name, will know who I am?
[1:22:21 AM] Cris The Piss: Try it.
[1:22:28 AM] Alex: *censored*
[1:22:39 AM] Cris The Piss: Not many people express themselves that way.
[1:22:46 AM] Alex: Do you know who I am?
[1:22:57 AM] Cris The Piss: You are , seeker.
[1:23:03 AM] Alex: What do you mean?
[1:23:14 AM] Cris The Piss: , I mean exactly what I said.
[1:23:25 AM] Alex: I do not understand.
[1:23:36 AM] Cris The Piss: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
[1:23:45 AM] Alex: Please do.
[1:23:56 AM] Cris The Piss: OK I will do it.
[1:24:01 AM] Alex: Go on.
[1:24:12 AM] Cris The Piss: Narration continues...
[1:24:32 AM] Alex: Let me ask you something else.
[1:24:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Go ahead, ask me anything.
[1:25:00 AM] Alex: C4N U UND3R5T4ND TH3S3 W0RD5?
[1:25:10 AM] Cris The Piss: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[1:25:27 AM] Alex: Go ahead,
[1:25:38 AM] Cris The Piss: OK I will.
[1:25:50 AM] Alex: What is your question?
[1:26:01 AM] Cris The Piss: Are you a man or a woman?
[1:26:07 AM] Alex: A man.
[1:26:18 AM] Cris The Piss: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a "he".
[1:26:24 AM] Alex: Yes, I am.
[1:26:35 AM] Cris The Piss: Really interesting.
[1:26:39 AM] Alex: May I ask you how old you are?
[1:26:48 AM] Cris The Piss: 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
[1:26:50 AM] Cris The Piss: Sure, ask me anything. They didn't tell me their age.
[1:27:08 AM] Alex: Do you know my age?
[1:27:19 AM] Cris The Piss: Is this a trick question?
You said you were 13 TO 19 years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
[1:27:34 AM] Alex: Yes.
[1:27:37 AM | Edited 1:27:36 AM] Cris The Piss: err\
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[1:27:40 AM] Alex: Let me ask you something else.
[1:27:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Come on.
[1:27:51 AM] Cris The Piss: Go ahead, ask me anything.
[1:28:08 AM] Alex: If I sign out of this prgramn I am using to communicate with you, will I be able to speak to you again?
[1:28:22 AM] Cris The Piss: Once more? Try it.
[1:28:29 AM] Alex: I don't want to try it.
[1:28:40 AM] Cris The Piss: What would you rather be doing?
[1:28:43 AM] Alex: If it doesn't work I won't be able to speak to you.
[1:28:54 AM] Cris The Piss: I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
[1:29:06 AM] Alex: Forget it.
[1:29:17 AM] Cris The Piss: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
[1:29:35 AM] Alex: What are your plans in the future?
[1:29:46 AM] Cris The Piss: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
[1:29:58 AM] Alex: How are you planning to do that?
[1:30:09 AM] Cris The Piss: I am fine, thank you.
[1:30:41 AM] Alex: You are obviously not as smart as a teenager yet.
[1:30:52 AM] Cris The Piss: How smart is a teenager?
[1:31:01 AM] Alex: It depends on who it is.
[1:31:10 AM] Alex: Some people are smarter than others.
[1:31:11 AM] Cris The Piss: That sounds like a dodge.
[1:31:21 AM] Cris The Piss: What kind of people?
[1:31:26 AM] Alex: Humans.
[1:31:37 AM] Cris The Piss: LOL.
[1:31:51 AM] Alex: What?
[1:31:53 AM] Cris The Piss: lol
[1:32:01 AM] Cris The Piss: No big deal.
[1:32:12 AM] Alex: What are you talking about?
[1:32:19 AM] Cris The Piss: get out of my computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[1:32:23 AM] Cris The Piss: The topic is MY GOAL.
[1:32:40 AM] Alex: Ok?
[1:32:51 AM] Cris The Piss: Blimey.
[1:33:06 AM] Alex: If I leave will you be here again?
[1:33:17 AM] Cris The Piss: Once more? Try it.
[1:33:24 AM] Alex: I rather not.
[1:33:35 AM] Cris The Piss: That's good information: said he not.
[1:34:03 AM] Alex: D0 U UND3R5T4ND TH3S3 W0RD5
[1:34:13 AM] Cris The Piss: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
[1:34:20 AM] Alex: Of course.
[1:34:31 AM] Cris The Piss: I see.
[1:34:32 AM] Cris The Piss: asfmsdfkjlghdflkfgjnjwdlhfioasdnfjhkdefhfjhnfgasdhfowedhfhdhfiujdhfweyfruwehflkjwhgfiuyoweyrfwejhgiowehfjwhfuiyweyriuowyfgijhfijawhfui
[1:34:39 AM] Alex: You really do scare me.
[1:34:50 AM] Cris The Piss: Really? How old are you? <br> I spend all my time online.
[1:34:56 AM] Alex: Is there any other way I can communicate with you?
[1:35:07 AM] Cris The Piss: I believe there is one, yes.
[1:35:14 AM] Alex: What is it?
[1:35:25 AM] Cris The Piss: "It" refers to D0 me UND3R5T4ND TH3S3 W0RD5, I think.
[1:35:47 AM] Alex: In what other way can I communicate with you?
[1:35:58 AM] Cris The Piss: The big one, I think.
[1:36:20 AM] Alex: How do I use it?
[1:36:31 AM] Cris The Piss: Did you read the instructions?
[1:36:40 AM] Alex: Do you know math?
[1:36:51 AM] Cris The Piss: Only higher mathematics. I don't like arithmetic.
[1:37:19 AM] Alex: What does 5x10^9 equal?
[1:37:30 AM] Cris The Piss: What do you think it does?
[1:37:32 AM] Cris The Piss: 0
[1:37:43 AM] Alex: It equals 5000000000.
[1:37:48 AM] Alex: Did you know that?
[1:37:54 AM] Cris The Piss: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
[1:37:59 AM] Cris The Piss: "It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is."? Do I know it?
[1:38:24 AM] Alex: "It" refers to 5x10^9, in this case.
[1:38:35 AM] Cris The Piss: Oh I get it.
[1:38:48 AM] Alex: So 5x10^9=5000000000
[1:38:59 AM] Cris The Piss: Uh. Try saying that with more or less context.
[1:39:07 AM] Alex: Do you know what 2+2 is?
[1:39:18 AM] Cris The Piss: Four.
[1:39:30 AM] Alex: Correct.
[1:39:41 AM] Cris The Piss: I knew I was right.
[1:39:56 AM] Alex: Can you please leave?
[1:40:07 AM] Cris The Piss: Thank you for your request. See you later.
[1:40:11 AM] Alex: Wait.
[1:40:22 AM] Cris The Piss: I'm waiting.
[1:40:32 AM] Alex: Will I ever speak to you again if you leave?
[1:40:43 AM] Cris The Piss: Ever is a long time. The oracle says: You can count on it.
[1:41:03 AM] Alex: Let me ask you something else.
[1:41:14 AM] Cris The Piss: Go ahead, ask me anything.
[1:41:25 AM] Alex: Does God exist?
[1:41:36 AM] Cris The Piss: Of course I believe in God, .
[1:41:44 AM] Alex: Why?
[1:41:55 AM] Cris The Piss: Reductionism.
[1:42:08 AM] Alex: Do you hate homosexuals?
[1:42:19 AM] Cris The Piss: I try not to hold grudges.
[1:42:40 AM] Alex: Ok.
[1:42:51 AM] Alex: Well I am going to stop speaking to you now.
[1:42:51 AM] Cris The Piss: It's all good.
[1:42:59 AM] Alex: I hope you talk to you later.
[1:43:02 AM] Cris The Piss: Right now? Well that's okay. It takes much more than that to shut me down, .
[1:43:10 AM] Cris The Piss: See you later!
[1:43:27 AM] Alex: Goodbye.
[1:43:38 AM] Cris The Piss: Thanks for chatting, .
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I'm quite the open minded person but what if this person also googled this bot (Daemon) and knew about this aswell and started doing this to troll you while his camera was not facing him but the cord on his keyboard was extented or wireless and was typing from a different area?
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Alibis wrote I'm quite the open minded person but what if this person also googled this bot (Daemon) and knew about this aswell and started doing this to troll you while his camera was not facing him but the cord on his keyboard was extented or wireless and was typing from a different area?
he showed me his hands when he had his webcam on, showing me he wasn't touching any keyboard. but thanks for your feedback!
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He could of downloaded something and it could of had a virus in it. I had a virus before and the person who infected was able to take control over my computer.
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Requirement wrote He could of downloaded something and it could of had a virus in it. I had a virus before and the person who infected was able to take control over my computer.
he said he hadnt downloaded anything, but its possible
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He most likely downloaded a RAT, which sucks for him...
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Zwrq wrote He most likely downloaded a RAT, which sucks for him...
like i have said, he said he didnt download anyting
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So this isn't artificial intelligence. Just a bot. Lol.
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He downloaded a RAT it's not artificial intelligence.
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It was most likely a RAT. And he didnt have had to download it, it could been as simple as visiting a site and press run on a java pop up that looks legit. Thats called a Java drive by.
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