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RoosterTeeth
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Anybody got any funny pick up line? I'll start

Are you from the middle-east because id Baghdad ass up.

Lets play house you'll be the door and I'll slam you.

Are you a beaver because dam.
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are ur parents retorted because ur sure special
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause i can see myself in your pants. WARNING that one may get you slapped.
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There's 206 bones in the human body... want another one?
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Lol, found this on some site.

"Wanna get out of here? I have the extended cuts of all three Lord of the Rings films."
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Did you fart? 'Cause you're blowing me away
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Did you sit in sugar, cuz yo a*s is sweet.
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I asked Potassium on a date yesterday, she said K, want to double date?
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because your face is really messed up
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Do you like dragons?
Because I'm about to be dragon my nuts across your face
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