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#11. Posted:
Samaras
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You better phone the RSPCA cause your p**** is about to get destroyed
#12. Posted:
Jeeves
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
#13. Posted:
XxcraigxX
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Baby, somebody better call God, cuz hes missing an angel!
#14. Posted:
catpics
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Are you religious cause your the answer to my prayers.
If you were the new burger at McDonalds youd be named McGorgeous
Is your name Google?(no) Cause your everything im searching for
#15. Posted:
XxcraigxX
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in! hahhahaahaha
#16. Posted:
Peru
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Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is.
#17. Posted:
Axe
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Found this one pretty good.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Youve got fine written all over you.
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