I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Masturbated with my door wide open, full of pride.

Get ready guys!

-Dashie- wrote The baddest thing Ive done:

1. Went into subway.
2. Ordered sandwich.
3. Asked for a cookie and water.
4. Paid for both items.
5. Got home.
6. Opened bag.
7. Looked inside.
8. Unraveled the paper for sandwich.
9. Ate it.
10. Wiped mouth.
11. Threw away garbage.
12. Threw away waterbottle.
13. Went to bed.
14. Woke up.
15. Took trash to end of thou driveway.
16. Garbage man took it.
17. I watched.
18. I thought.
19. I remembered.
20. I didn't recycle the bottle.

all that build up this was great lol

When I was 15 I had sex with this girl in an unused apartment room (her mom owned the apartments) I thought it was badass because I have never been with a hotter girl in my life.
098)) those were the days

Am I the only one on here that isn't naughty lol?

Spent $2,000 from my grandmas CC. And I regret it, big time.

I just got arrested on Friday for Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. I was also expelled in the 6th grade for bringing my pocket knife to school. Couple fights too.

My backyard is johnathan dickinson state park, its a no tresspassing area, i went back there. :dealwithit:

Stole about 5 games from Wal-Mart, and then the cops came to my friends how. That is where I was, and blamed it on my friend. Son of a gun got a warning. Then he broke my arm for me throwing him under the bus.