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Post your best anti-jokes below.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.


A horse walked into a bar...
Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger.


Why can't Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle?
Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.


What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?
Get in the batmobile.


These are just some of my favorites What are yours? :sleepy:
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The ones that you have posted lol.
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IDontSpeakJive
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How do you get arrested in a train station?
Throw a grenade.
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my favorite are already posted .
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Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" 'The interrupting Doctor' "The interupting d- 'You have cancer.'
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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers


What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red Paint


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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The first one when the kid got hit by the bus was hilarious!
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Whats the difference between a pile a dead babies and a Bugatti?

I don't have a Bugatti in my garage :biggrin:
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jewface500 wrote Whats the difference between a pile a dead babies and a Bugatti?

I don't have a Bugatti in my garage :biggrin:


Not an anti-joke. More of a dead baby joke...
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