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#11. Posted:
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OMG i have proof god isn't real and he is a robot [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
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Striker1960 wrote OMG i have proof god isn't real and he is a robot [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
Why where you talking about ******?...
#13. Posted:
StoopidMonkie
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My conversation


Me: hello
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: rapt
God: Hey rapt.
Me: hey
God: Can I help you?
Me: no
God: Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me: no
God: Or ask me?
Me: yes
God: Awesome.
Me: yes
God: Gee.
Me: gee?
God: Ah.
Me: ok
God: Ayuh.
Me: yup
God: Give me a break.
Me: never
God: So you think it can never happen?
Me: shut up
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: fgt
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: ....the guy who made the bible
God: What is that?
Me: BURN BITCH!!!!!!!!!


Sorry, I couldn't resist.
#14. Posted:
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Clerly Some Sort Of Virus Or Something Like That Deebug
#15. Posted:
TTG-ElementsModzz
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Me:God Is It Really Yuo
God:Yes Why My Son
Me:I Think You Look Like Eddie Murphy
God:Do You Watch The News
Me: You Fing Gay boy Go Away Before I pUNCH YOU
#16. Posted:
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tHIS Is Hilarious Not Lskn xd
#17. Posted:
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Haha, this is amazing
If you just enter "boobs"
He replys
"cant you think of anything else"
Then if you say "no"
He admits he cant either xD
Quality
#18. Posted:
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Two of mine:
Me:
sup doe
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
sounds dank
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, nimrod.
Me:
want 2 play some cod
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
kill scrubs
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
fgt
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes im done with you
God:
What am I talking about? What will you be doing now?

Me:
thad castle
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
#19. Posted:
ProBro_TV
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God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
you ever rape a dog?
God:
I think I have rape a dog, but Myself may have reset my memory.
#20. Posted:
StoopidMonkie
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Another one of my conversations



Me: hello
God: Hello my child. What is your name?
Me: You should know. You're God
God: Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright.
Me: Where's heaven?
God: All around us.
Me: So I'm in heaven?
God: Tell me more. Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me: WHEN DID I DIE?!?!
God: I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.
Me: you're retarted
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am retarted.
Me: are you even speaking english right meow?
God: Yes, I am talking english right meow.
Me: Good.
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