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Xboxs are urine proof.
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I thought this would be a funny story to tell you people. NOTE this is a true story , just thought it would be suitable in this section.

Well as a teenager experimenting with alcohol. I did stupid stuff. One of the most remember able incident I had while intoxicated was at a friends house on a Saturday night. We knew no one that could buy us alcohol so we decided to go to krogers and steal some(super easy to do you can just get a bag walk in dump a butt load of drinks in then walk out no problem.) We took about 5 packs of those small wine bottles. I drank 12 of the bottles then remember very little. I do remember my Friend playing video games and not letting me play. So I guess I got mad and urinated on his Xbox while he was playing Black Ops. He just laughed when I did it. The next day he woke me up yelling "god damit Alex you pissed on my Xbox" when he turned it on it would just ring. And ring. And ring... Now lets skip foward about 2 weeks. He calls me and says "dude I called Xbox and they said there warranty doesn't cover stale urine , but get this I turned on my Xbox and it started to work! I'm playing black ops get on!" I am still baffled to this day about how it started working again.

This was a Xbox slim just for everyone's info. And I did take a long , at least a minute , piss on the Xbox.

So there you have it people. Xboxs are urine proof. Try it out for yourself.

And remember dont experiment with alcohol.

-N.E.P.T.R
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Lol wine. smh. your a lightweight retard, that can't be responsible for drinking. It's cool that your probably under age, just be responsible. Learn to control your actions when your drunk. smh.
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Hell yeah! Xboxes are built to last. Try it on a PS3 or a PC
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You guys stole WINE COOLERS? LOL.
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I remember my first time getting drunk; we called for our friend at 3am in the morning - his mother was mad!
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lol this made me laugh much...
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Pretty lightweight if you ask me. and wine? hahah
But just learn to control yourself. It may save your butt one day
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Urine proof, not hack proof? that darn logic.
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this made me chuckle quite a bit
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Next time you feel like urinating on a console. Try a PS3.

-Sal-
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