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Post your best and funniest anti-jokes below. I'll start it off

Q- Why did the girl smear peanut butter all over the road?
A- To go with the traffic jam!
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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

It's old I know but might as well post it
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Why did the strawberry need a can opener?

It was stuck in a JAM!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To run away from the black guy... :trollin:
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Yo momma so fat!
We are extremely concerned for her health.
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.
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What's worse than dropping soap?


Getting hit by a bus...
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Q:how do you kill a blonde
A:stick a scratch and sniff sticker to the bottom of the pool
lols
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