So I was listening to a Modder
Who sounded like Harry Potter
Tryin to tell me Se7ensins was like a Heaven within
I said Mate, Im not gonna to try to debate
but youre a little too late to decide my fate
He went on and on trying to get me in a trap
and the whole time I never once believed his crap
Then I broke out in rap Snap back to reality!
get your morality!
we got hospitality!
You got some mentality!
He said I was right and that the Tech had been a trek.
I finished with saying that everyone gets in some train wrecks
but we all have to aim at the Tech Game!

my name is naked gun, and i like to have fun
if your wall hackin, your neck will be snappin
if i catch you in afghan hidin in the plane, ima turn around and cook my nade, and when you die and watch the kill cam, you will be like, what a ninja i am, and after that ill offer you a vase, so dont **** with me, or the last thing you see is my balls on your face....

well i know that rap sucks but i made it up in 5 mins

lol

(To The Tune Of Justin Bieber- Baby)

woaaah
woaaaah
woooaaaahoooaaa
Im justin bieber
i am a f*g
and i got bum r*ped
by my dad

there was no love
he f**ked me hard
and i think he left my bumhole rather scarred

coz my dad r*ped me
r*ped me
r*ped me
woahhhh
bexause he r*ped me
r*ped me
r*ped me
noooo
i wanna sing but i just cry
cry

my sh*t songs go to number 1
ive got a hair cut like elton john
and i think its cool
coz he's a puff too
i still get bullied at school
coz my dad r*ped me
r*ped me
r*ped me
wooooaaahh

NOTE nobody get offended by this and call me a hater, its a joke

Y'all think you can rap
But you cant , that's a fact
im here on ttg
Looking for some 10th lobby
And i find this post
on some rap battles
please tell me who's host!
So you askin for a freestyle
but i wont do one cause my style aint free
victorys is what i pile
rappin barefoot on my ceramic tiles
if any of you ttg member
wanna battle a real gangster
Just pm me and ill be on your case
ill come here destroy you just to see your face


If Y'all want some moe , pm me beachzzz

Yo monsterr here.
You need to get what, get got, get shot,
live cold live hot, live fast die young,
get hyped get sprung, i am right your wrong,
im here your gone, cuz wen I fight you,
commando knife you,slice you, dice you,
shot you! fuk it ill take this bullet and run it right through u,
cuz I aint guna sleep till I see what I wana see,
and what I wana see is u go to sleep in the dirt,
permanently been hurt, this aint guna work,
cuz i am a Nuke, and if I join your mach u betta run,,
cuz wen I hit the floor ill detonate,,
and every soldier in the game will disintegrate,

hey whats up guys my name is Prestigous
ive got money on my mind and i hate all dem leechers
i have to wake up early for school tommoro
coming home from school playing gran turismo

thats all i could think of

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i actually sang this and my friend edited the video and made it!!!

When do we know whos winner?

I think it's too late but i guess ill post one incase

Ya rippin up the show ya tearin up the stage
Flippin my rap book to the next page
All i hear on the mic is WTF RAGE!
cuz im tickin you off as the clock ticks down
you look at me like im just a clown but
put on the frown cuz your teams goin down
its a hunt for glory and might get gory
you kno u gunna lose so what you gunna choose
cowards way out or stay for the bout
its about to begin and were bout to get th win
M16 and famas aint workin for u so when i call you a noob, u know its true
Just dont mess with me and boy you can play without a fee or a penalty
Im out


This was thrown together in 4 minutes sooo i have a lot better work and even full songs but heres some random crap i put together

sounds cool ill try i guess lol