Yo mama so poor I sat on the couch and a roach came up and said move over I pay rent


Yo mama so poor when I went over her house and asked what's for dinner she opened her legs and said fish sticks

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. Im doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and Im starting to get the hang of this. After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadnt radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, I dont know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!

"The doctor has ordered me to stop drinking."

"Why?"

"I was seeing pink elephants in my bathroom in the mornings."

"Has it helped?"

"No, it has made it worse, now I see my wife naked in the shower in the mornings."

Hope I win! Thanks for doing this too, I just gave your post thanks! ^ __ ^

Also, if I recieve one of the accounts I will give you about 20 rep!

Exclusive_King wrote YO MAMMA'S SO POOR SHE TRIED TO USE FOOD STAMPS ON A GUMBALL MACHINE. I HOPE I WIN.

I PM'd you bud. If you don't reply i might be forced to pick another winner or just disqualify you.

EDIT: I will do the other guys accounts. If you don't PM by then i will not give you it.

Thanks man! Also, I just gave your post thanks!

Did i win anything?

i think i didn't but thanks for doing this nice giveaway almost no one does this.

frankylolo12 wrote Did i win anything?

i think i didn't but thanks for doing this nice giveaway almost no one does this.

Read my first post bud And i PM'd you.