Sith wrote Daw finds you and pulls your head off for stealing his avatar

Your avatar is a ginger, so by default you have no soul, which means you're dead.

Stag party friends were curious when a stripper failed to jump out of a huge cake. Assuming she was no longer in there, they received a nasty surprise when they found her dead inside it. Tyler- , 23, had suffocated after waiting for an hour inside the sealed cake.

Grumpy_Cat wrote Stag party friends were curious when a stripper failed to jump out of a huge cake. Assuming she was no longer in there, they received a nasty surprise when they found her dead inside it. Tyler- , 23, had suffocated after waiting for an hour inside the sealed cake.

Well you get raped by a fish and then the fish goes down your mouth and then he bited you till you die and pops out your toes xD

Well you get kidnapped, taken to a theme park a your eye balls pop out on a rollercoaster then the child rides finish you off

And you die in a gunfight with the pope, you went straight to hell. Soz

You die because your swags overload and corrupt due to your yolo's being overcharged so you say 666 and judgement day came so you said yolo and ur swag came back but when u thot uw er good u yolo'd so hard that u lived once then yolo swagged

the user above me dies from drinking too much water and not peeing...

The user above me dies from being stabbed with a screwdriver 491 times.

The person above me dies cause he wont come at me bro!

The person above me dies by falling into a bottomless pit, dies from boredom on the way down.