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#51. Posted:
Ethan
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Motto: Be Kind.
Motto: Be Kind.
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Motto: Be Kind.
He dies by eating too many hot dogs.
#52. Posted:
iStabSnipers
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user above me dies from bleeding out from the massive amount of cuts received while getting raped by a d!ld0 made of sandpaper


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#53. Posted:
Wortheirlemon
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IStabsnipers married a young girl named Tryhard. Despite his reputation for ferocity on the battlefield, he tended to eat and drink lightly during large banquets. On his wedding night, however, he really cut loose, gorging himself on food and drink. Sometime during the night he suffered a nosebleed, but was too drunk to notice. He drowned in his own blood and was found dead the next morning.


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#54. Posted:
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Your mother gets mad at you for playing too much COD. She soon rages, and puts a rusty railroad spike through your thick skull, as she would say.
#55. Posted:
Indo
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You played to much blops 2 then forgot to eat than starved to death.
#56. Posted:
Mykhal
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you get hit buy a bus and die
#57. Posted:
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Jibbers becomes paranoid at all the cats staring at him and then gets sent to a mental institution for his/her madness and eventually slits his/her throat
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