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Do You enter Gold Give-Awaya often?

Yes
40.63% (13 votes)
No
46.88% (15 votes)
Who are you to ask!!!!!!!?!?!
12.50% (4 votes)

Total Votes: 32

Gold Give-Away From Dzx
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Gold Give-Away From DzxPosted:

D9
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Hey Everyone,
I am hosting a gold give-away for the 3 best jokes you reply with.
Rules: First Come First Serve ( if a joke is reposted the first person to have it as a reply will be counted the "op" )
only enter once ( can always reply and converse w/o fault )
must not have gold to get a gift ( anyone is welcome to participate )

I will end competition at 18/7/2013 at my 10Pm


[size=18]EDIT!! didnt think it would get this many people replying edit to make it top 4 Winners


Edit again leaving to play cards when i get back ill pick winners and pm them directly[/size]


LAST EDIT!! Winners Have Been Chosen Please Respond Via PM if u were contacted! Thanks everyone and hope everyone had fun


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The following 14 users thanked D9 for this useful post:

Cord (07-19-2013), -BaIe (07-18-2013), CPR (07-18-2013), Bear_Quote_iLy (07-18-2013), Katsuki (07-18-2013), DGC (07-18-2013), Frog (07-18-2013), CommandoXL (07-18-2013), Wip (07-17-2013), Mick14 (07-17-2013), -Zeal (07-17-2013), Teep (07-17-2013), CCL_Lee (07-17-2013), NJH-CV (07-17-2013)
#2. Posted:
ViewBotter
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I voted No, But i did one time and won it, Umm a Joke okay,

IM FAT see,

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#3. Posted:
Mykhal
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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."
#4. Posted:
itzweezyyy
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I would love to have gold im back to being active and I could give you 3 in paypal that I don't use
#5. Posted:
Teep
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

What do you get if you cross a dyslexic, an atheist and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.


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#6. Posted:
-Zeal
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult. Haha... ha... okay .
#7. Posted:
FMA
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three people, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first person wishes he were off the island and back home. The second person wishes the same. The third person says, 'I'm lonely. I wish my friends were back here.'
#8. Posted:
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1.What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you in the corner




2. Whats brown and sticky?
A stick



3. What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough-nuts


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#9. Posted:
CPR
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1)What is 6.9?

Something good separated by a period



2)Dad: Son stop watching porn!

Me: I'm watching girls tennis


3)Dwight Howard in LA was still longer than Kim Kardashians marriage.


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#10. Posted:
CCL_Lee
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A woman was at work when a man said, "Your hair smells nice."

She went straight to her boss and said, "I've been sexually harassed. A man said my hair smells nice."

He in return said, "What's wrong with that, it does?"

She said, "The man who said that was a midget."

Get it? Get it?
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