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Do You enter Gold Give-Awaya often?
Yes
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No
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Who are you to ask!!!!!!!?!?!
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#31. Posted:
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What do you call a Japanese pedofile
F*ck dem yung hh) :oha:
F*ck dem yung hh) :oha:
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The most random joke ever heard!
Q: Why did the small boy drop his ice cream ?
A: He got hit by a bus.
Told you it was random/
Q: Why did the small boy drop his ice cream ?
A: He got hit by a bus.
Told you it was random/
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Pile wrote The most random joke ever heard!
Q: Why did the small boy drop his ice cream ?
A: He got hit by a bus.
Told you it was random/
Already posted by me lol.
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Okay, so we can publish 4 jokes? If I am mistaken then my joke is the first one. But, if we can publish four then count all four. ;]
1: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2: A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
3: An old woman is upset at her husbands funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "Well take care of it, maam" and yells back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
4: What was T-Rex's favorite number? Ate!
1: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
2: A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
3: An old woman is upset at her husbands funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit" The mortician says "Well take care of it, maam" and yells back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
4: What was T-Rex's favorite number? Ate!
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#35. Posted:
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Your mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application !
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#36. Posted:
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im not entering but good luck to everyone!
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How do you kil a frog?
You don't, they kermit suicide
What do you call a sex-offender on a bike?
A pedo-phile.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
You don't, they kermit suicide
What do you call a sex-offender on a bike?
A pedo-phile.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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#38. Posted:
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My other 2 jokes
Your mom is so ugly that she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals
Your mom is so ugly she makes blind kids cry !
Your mom is so ugly that she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals
Your mom is so ugly she makes blind kids cry !
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Why did the chicken cross the rode ? To get to the other side.
What do you call a blue flower ? An Blue FLOWER !
What did the cat say to the dog ? MEOW :S
What do you call a blue flower ? An Blue FLOWER !
What did the cat say to the dog ? MEOW :S
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you joined in may and you have gold ?
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