sTChizz wrote you joined in may and you have gold ?

He bought gold in may oooooooooo

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

Not the best but worth a try eh , good luck guys

What do you call a fish with no eye
a fsh ;)

HAMR wrote What do you call a fish with no eye
a fsh ;)

Someone already wrote that one lol

Bump and contest is still going

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, Whats that? She says, Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.
The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because it's tongue is hanging out.

A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

Thx for the contest and Gratz to everyone who wins

Why did the huge man with a purple top, black trousers, spikey hair, white shoes and red gloves cross the road?




There's a boy and girl walking down the street the girl says to the boy "What's that sticking out of your trousers?" "Are you happy to see me or is it a banana?"

The boy reaches into his pocket and pulls out the banana and starts eating it.

Fuzzy_42032 wrote Thx for the contest and Gratz to everyone who wins

Are u sure u can enter? or will it run out soon?

sTChizz wrote you joined in may and you have gold ?

Yes u can buy gold the day u join lol

TomorrowWorld wrote im not entering but good luck to everyone!

Thanks for the support XD