ScottUK wrote "Women's Rights"

Sorry I couldn't resist it

-ScottUK

Are u male or female ( 2 vastly diferent responces )

Bati wrote already have gold so dont add me but thanks for helping the community

Thanks for the support XD

itzweezyyy wrote I would love to have gold im back to being active and I could give you 3 in paypal that I don't use

I would love to have gold but thanks for who ever you choose

yeah i give gold to beggers >

Count me in!

1. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

2. A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"

3. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

ViewBotted wrote I voted No, But i did one time and won it, Umm a Joke okay,

IM FAT see,

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your gold running out? or just entering for fun?

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctors surgery.

Why is your stomach so big? he asks.
Im having a baby. she replies.
Is the baby in your stomach? he asks, with his big eyes.
Yes, it is. she says.

Is it a good baby? he asks, with a puzzled look.
Oh, yes. A really good baby. the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?

Love this + hope i winn!!!!

im not entering! but good luck to everyone!

TomorrowWorld wrote im not entering! but good luck to everyone!

Thanks for the support XD

When I was a teenager, I'd lock myself in my bedroom for hours every night.

One night, my dad kicked the door open to find out what I was doing. He walked in to discover me sitting on my hand.

"Ah, that old trick," he laughed. I gave an awkward smile back.

"I have to say, son," he continued, "I'm relieved to be honest. I thought you might've been doing something weird. I'll leave you to it."

When he closed the door behind him.....

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I just shrugged my shoulders and carried on fisting myself.

Thanks for the giveaway, good luck everyone

How did the Chinese man break his nose?

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He walked into the wall with a boner !