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A teacher asked her class to use the word "contagious". Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

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I must be missing something here but I don't understand the joke.
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Yeah I don't get it either
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Activez- wrote I must be missing something here but I don't understand the joke.


Contagious -----> c*nt ages.
Hence the Irish accent
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Oh good. Its not just me that doesn't understand.
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so far what i have been able to piece out is that he has a std or something like that
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N9ne wrote
Activez- wrote I must be missing something here but I don't understand the joke.


Contagious -----> c*nt ages.
Hence the Irish accent
Ohh okay, I see what you mean. I was like.. whaat..??

Good one
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Halo4 wrote
N9ne wrote
Activez- wrote I must be missing something here but I don't understand the joke.


Contagious -----> c*nt ages.
Hence the Irish accent
Ohh okay, I see what you mean. I was like.. whaat..??

Good one
Until he said that I couldn't understand the joke at all lol. I was reading it over and over again. That is sort of funny.
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AHAHAHAHAH this is priceless lmfao!
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Lol kind of difficult to understand
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