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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Lol
Lol
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It's a joke.
My doctor told me i needed to masterbate more often.
Well he actually said "I could have a stroke at any time."
My doctor told me i needed to masterbate more often.
Well he actually said "I could have a stroke at any time."
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Why did the girl drop her ice cream?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not the girl anyway..
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not the girl anyway..
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Heres a couple of jokes:
1) Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
2) The worst place to have a heart attack is during a game of cherades. Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
3) Wife: What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing? Youve been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour.
Husband : I was looking for the expiration date.
3) A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.
He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, Im getting a brother.
One day his mom alllowed him to feel the babys kicks in her belly.
The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother.
He replyed, I think mommy ate him.
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1) Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
2) The worst place to have a heart attack is during a game of cherades. Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.
3) Wife: What are you doing?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing? Youve been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour.
Husband : I was looking for the expiration date.
3) A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.
He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, Im getting a brother.
One day his mom alllowed him to feel the babys kicks in her belly.
The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother.
He replyed, I think mommy ate him.
-Vertigo
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I want gold because I've never actually have gotten it. I just want to try it :d
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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Why was the black boy crying.............................he had dyariea and thought he was melting hahahhabahahajahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahah gid that allways makes me laugh but I realy do need hold for my lobbies that I am going to b hosting because I am buying xbls so I can't pay for gold so this would realy realy help out bro so thanks
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Motto: Ya dad sells Avon
Motto: Ya dad sells Avon
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Motto: Ya dad sells Avon
I think I deserve it as I am a 3 year member in a couple of weeks and I always to help people as much as possible. I also host modded lobbies for the community as I am currently doing this minute
Thanks
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Why does the blonde have the biggest bewbs in the third grade?
Because she's 21
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Because she's 21
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