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#31. Posted:
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man: waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter: not very long. lol
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Choose a number, square it, divide by the actually number, take away the number you started with. Congratulations, you've reached the amount of **** that I give! ;D
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My teacher asked me if I have 3 bottles in one have and 2 in the other what do I have. I said a drinking problem. I got a detention
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There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead. They were in the church and noticed a pool of water. They asked the priest what the water was for and the priest said ''go do something bad and come back''
So they did and came back the next day and they asked the priest why they had to do that. The priest answered ''When you do something bad,... You come to the holy water and drink it to be forgiven and clean'
the redhead said ''well I Ran over a cat'' and then drank the holy water. The brunette said ''i robbed a bank'' and then drank the holy water. The blonde stared at them and The priest asked ''what Bad deed did you do?'' and The blonde said ''i Peed in the holy water''
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Your Moms so fat(Not your mom)that she has to pop molly's to burn calories!xD
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Teacher: Anyone who thinks they're stupid stand up!

Nobody stands up

Teacher: Im sure some of you think you are stupid!!

Billy stands up

Teacher: Oh, Billy you think you're stupid?

Billy: No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone...


>>>Good luck to all!<<<
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How Do You Blind An Asian? With Dental Floss..
No Offense to Anyone (Joke)
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Why did mickey mouse get shot?

Because DONALD DUCKED!
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Wow mine got delwted im done.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
I thought this was funny but idk
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