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My cat died and i need to be cheered up.
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Swag.


Biggest joke of the 21st century.
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Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.

:trollin:
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Why was the penguin so popular?

He was an ice guy ;]

[I just got it off a penguin bar :|]
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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken



The jokes I know Suck...
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Tide wrote Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.

:trollin:
That one made me chuckle a little. :crazy:
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Two girls jump off a cliff
One's blonde. One's brunette.

Who hits the ground first?

The brunette,because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions on the way down.
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OMG guys funny jokes thanks
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Hops wrote
Tide wrote Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer a cat-alogue.

:trollin:
That one made me chuckle a little. :crazy:
You get it? He asked for a joke because his cat died? I told him a cat joke. :satisfied:


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A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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