someone pulled down my trousers and boxers in the middle of class, i was in the middle of flirting with a really hot girl...
i had to knock him out lol, she was the sluttiest girl in the year, i was almost garunteed to get some action lol :d

Somebody thought it would be funny to throw a ball at me when I walked past a few people while I was texting... It hit me on the head and people were looking and laughing when I fell to the floor.

Society nowadays

I was at a vending machine outside of my lunch room and i got a opened pudding cup thrown at me

I was dipping in class and the teacher called my name and i was spitting in a bottle but I just had gave it to my friend to use and I started talking and spit just run out of my mouth

I was in sixth grade and we were in our science unit and i tried to ask a question about "organisms" but instead i used the word "orgasm" by accident.
Oh it was so bad

I come from Ireland and play the two main sports Gaelic football and soccer, after playing 3 months of gaelic I went back to soccer and on my first game for soccer i was so used to playing gaelic that I picked up the ball and ran and took a shot with my hands

In 2nd Grade my Teacher was reading to the class so it was really quiet and and the principle walked in to the room to see what was going on and I didnt mean to but i ripped a big one that was really loud and everyone in class laughed at me and scooted away from me, Even my Teacher and Principle were laughing at me :facepalm: :facepalm:

When I was swimming at our local swimming pool with my school then I got pantsed in front of everyone. The person who did it even held onto my trunks for around 10 seconds so I couldn't pull them back up and everyone was looking.

i have more aukward stuff

1. in year 6, we were doing mimes in drama, there was a person dying, i ripped a big one... lol

2. (this is my teacher) - my teacher was lecturing us on surfing the web and spam email, he startd looking at another male teacher that was in the hall, he accidentaly said "spunk mail" instead of spam lol

another one from my teacher 3. she was a P.E. teacher, there was a football game yournament thing at my school against another school, the next day we were in assembly and she got someone to stand up, and started talking about how damp and wet the boy was getting that day, she didnt know why we were all laughing, i dont think she has a very dirty mind like us... lol