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vSaints wrote oou i love this one,
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!
LOL that is funny xD gold for you!
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Heres mine, its worth a shot.
Q: Why shouldnt you think and fart at the same time?
A: You will get a shitty idea xD
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Q: Why shouldnt you think and fart at the same time?
A: You will get a shitty idea xD
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Marrk wroteYay sweet! Thanks man I appreciate it!!vSaints wrote oou i love this one,
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man.
"I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"Oh, please come to my house!"
"But sir, I have a wife and four children..."
"Bring them along!" the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in."
The rich man replied, "No, you don't understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!
LOL that is funny xD gold for you!
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Q: What do you call 12 naked guys sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum poll.
A scrotum poll.
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A man with a gun enters a bar.
"Who the f*ck had s*x with my wife? H snarled
A man in the back screamed:
"I'm afraid ya don't have enough bullies mate"
"Who the f*ck had s*x with my wife? H snarled
A man in the back screamed:
"I'm afraid ya don't have enough bullies mate"
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KingGlitcha wrote Q: What do you call 12 naked guys sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum poll.
Nice lol GOld for you!
LAST GIFT REMAINING! WHO WILL GET IT?
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1. Went to the corner shop - bought four corners.
2. You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.
3. Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace.
4. Two fish in a tank. One says: "How do you drive this thing?"
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2. You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a Catholic converter.
3. Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace.
4. Two fish in a tank. One says: "How do you drive this thing?"
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#188. Posted:
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Marrk wroteKingGlitcha wrote Q: What do you call 12 naked guys sitting on each other's shoulders?
A scrotum poll.
Nice lol GOld for you!
LAST GIFT REMAINING! WHO WILL GET IT?
Thanks bro i didn't think i would actually win i cant believe it Thanks:)
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EDIT :
There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead. They were in the church and noticed a pool of water. They asked the priest what the water was for and the priest said ''go do something bad and come back''
So they did and came back the next day and they asked the priest why they had to do that. The priest answered ''When you do something bad,... You come to the holy water and drink it to be forgiven and clean'
the redhead said ''well I Ran over a cat'' and then drank the holy water. The brunette said ''i robbed a bank'' and then drank the holy water. The blonde stared at them and The priest asked ''what Bad deed did you do?'' and The blonde said ''i Peed in the holy water''
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There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead. They were in the church and noticed a pool of water. They asked the priest what the water was for and the priest said ''go do something bad and come back''
So they did and came back the next day and they asked the priest why they had to do that. The priest answered ''When you do something bad,... You come to the holy water and drink it to be forgiven and clean'
the redhead said ''well I Ran over a cat'' and then drank the holy water. The brunette said ''i robbed a bank'' and then drank the holy water. The blonde stared at them and The priest asked ''what Bad deed did you do?'' and The blonde said ''i Peed in the holy water''
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i think the last gift AirNike should get it... he had some funny ones
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