Wzd wrote

Axe wrote

-Ashley wrote

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cmtriikz wrote Granted, your brother is no longer gay, instead he is a mass murderer. I wish this forums was more active.

Granted! But everyone is illiterate and a troller.

I wish I had a girlfriend ;)

Your wish is granted, you have a girlfriend, but she doesn't like you lol.

I wish for superpowers lol, lets see the response.

Granted, but they can only be used on the 25th hour of the day. I wish I could travel the world.

Granted but only on a space hopper.

I wish I could travel in time.

Granted but only back in time. I wish i was unban from xbl

"i wish i was unba from xbl"
granted but you no longer have internet connection

i wish my girlfriend was ariana grande

Granted but you have to stay 1000 yards away from her

I wish I could jump off tall buildings and survive

Wzd wrote Granted but you have to stay 1000 yards away from her

I wish I could jump off tall buildings and survive

granted but you would only survive a few seconds as you would get hit by a bus and die Edit: forgot my wish.. i wish i could have an unlimited supply of bacon

hoodieninja wrote

Wzd wrote Granted but you have to stay 1000 yards away from her

I wish I could jump off tall buildings and survive

granted but you would only survive a few seconds as you would get hit by a bus and die

Nailed it leleleelelelell

hoodieninja wrote

Wzd wrote Granted but you have to stay 1000 yards away from her

I wish I could jump off tall buildings and survive

granted but you would only survive a few seconds as you would get hit by a bus and die Edit: forgot my wish.. i wish i could have an unlimited supply of bacon

Granted but you're a vegetarian.

I wish I could become really fat and roll around like a ball

Wzd wrote

hoodieninja wrote

Wzd wrote Granted but you have to stay 1000 yards away from her

I wish I could jump off tall buildings and survive

granted but you would only survive a few seconds as you would get hit by a bus and die Edit: forgot my wish.. i wish i could have an unlimited supply of bacon

Granted but you're a vegetarian.

I wish I could become really fat and roll around like a ball

Granted, but you'll die in 60 seconds.

I wish for everyone to be nice to each other

-Ashley wrote

Wzd wrote

hoodieninja wrote

Wzd wrote Granted but you have to stay 1000 yards away from her

I wish I could jump off tall buildings and survive

granted but you would only survive a few seconds as you would get hit by a bus and die Edit: forgot my wish.. i wish i could have an unlimited supply of bacon

Granted but you're a vegetarian.

I wish I could become really fat and roll around like a ball

Granted, but you'll die in 60 seconds.

I wish for everyone to be nice to each other

Granted but only if they spit on them

I wish for a unicorn that can fly me around to anywhere in the world

Wzd wrote
Granted but only if they spit on them

I wish for a unicorn that can fly me around to anywhere in the world

Granted, but it only flies at 3 MPH and needs to take a break every half hour.

I wish I had a car.

xJstR wrote

Wzd wrote
Granted but only if they spit on them

I wish for a unicorn that can fly me around to anywhere in the world

Granted, but it only flies at 3 MPH and needs to take a break every half hour.

I wish I had a car.

Granted but it has no wheels.

I wish I could listen to people's thoughts