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Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a Ferrari.
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Dharma wrote Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a Ferrari.


Granted, but it doesn't come with any doors, wheels and an engine.

i wish for 3 more wishes
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-Ashley wrote
Dharma wrote Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a Ferrari.


Granted, but it doesn't come with any doors, wheels and an engine.

i wish for 3 more wishes


Granted but you can only have 1 wish per year.

I wish to live on a tropical island.
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Wzd wrote
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Dharma wrote Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a Ferrari.


Granted, but it doesn't come with any doors, wheels and an engine.

i wish for 3 more wishes


Granted but you can only have 1 wish per year.

I wish to live on a tropical island.

Granted but it's infested with zombies
I wish for b**bs
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granted but there saggy and wrinkly

i wish i had friends
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hoodieninja wrote granted but there saggy and wrinkly

i wish i had friends


granted but they're cats.

I wish I could breathe underwater constantly
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Wzd wrote
hoodieninja wrote granted but there saggy and wrinkly

i wish i had friends


granted but they're cats.

I wish I could breathe underwater constantly
Granted, But the water can only be an inch shallow.

I wish i had a miniature Giraffe.
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Zeff wrote I wish i had a miniature Giraffe.


Granted but the giraffe eats your dad.

I wish I had a midget as a personal side kick.
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Zeff wrote I wish i had a miniature Giraffe.


Granted but the giraffe eats your dad.

I wish I had a midget as a personal side kick.


Granted but he runs away and joins the circus.

I wish I had shark fins for my arms.
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#FlamingTopic Granted, but sharkes mate with you. I wish i had a flaming topic
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