Why do I deserve a gold giveaway?

1. I am a young up and coming modder who would like access to private forums.

2. I am a nice guy. (Recently bought a ton of non perishable groceries for a homeless man and woman)

3. I have to move all the time due to my job and don't have much time for my hobbies such as modding. (I am in the US Army

4. I am awesome

Q: When do u kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Because all I have next to me is a plate full of ketchup

I would like gold because I never had it before.... I thought of a joke... hope you laugh... ok here it goes.... So this old Indian Chief goes to a Doctor and says "Big Chief No Fart!" .. the doctor prescribes him this little pill he takes it, cracks a little fart smiles and leaves... The next day the chief come back to the Doctor and says "Big Chief Still No Fart!" The Doctor prescribes him an even larger pill , Chief rips one , smiles and leaves.... The next day hes back at the Doctor he says "Big Chief Still No Big Fart, Want Big Fart" the Doctor gives him this huge horse pill... nothing happens , Doctor tells him to go home it will work... Next day a little old Indian woman comes to the Doctor crying he says " Whats wrong?" She says... "Big Fart No Chief"

ill give it a shot your amazing for doing this btw .
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.

I think i deserve gold because i have been an active member on this site for 3 years and i have helped so many people out.

Well Hiv, I'm new to the site. So I won't be entering. Thank you for helping the community out man!

There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead. They were in the church and noticed a pool of water. They asked the priest what the water was for and the priest said ''go do something bad and come back''
So they did and came back the next day and they asked the priest why they had to do that. The priest answered ''When you do something bad,... You come to the holy water and drink it to be forgiven and clean'
the redhead said ''well I Ran over a cat'' and then drank the holy water. The brunette said ''i robbed a bank'' and then drank the holy water. The blonde stared at them and The priest asked ''what Bad deed did you do?'' and The blonde said ''i Peed in the holy water''

I deserve gold because I've been very helpful since I joined this site.
-Prison_Break

I think I deserve gold because I am Very helpful to the community by posting Helpful thread/ megathread.

I am also known as Tac-45 Breaking News Guy! Because I like to post about news in Breaking News.

(My gold runs out in 1-2 days, so that is why I entered)