I'll admit it tho, i totally didnt see you were american x) but your a yankess fan so u can go die lol its boston all the way man!

LCModz wrote These are some funny, and true jokes about things in America! I'm American myself.. so don't flame. I will add more if you post one or if I think of some.

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America they have escalators and elevators in a fitness gym. (Thanks to R3cKL3SSoX)

12. Only in America all the back-pain relievers are on the bottom shelf.

13. Only in America can you have a president not be smarter than a fifth grader.

14. Only in America do we have drive through liquor stores.

15. Only in America is beer cheaper than water.

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lol they all funny and because there truth btw make one for mexican or puertorricans because I'm latin pm me if you do

o wow this is so funny haha and true haha

THIS IS ALL SO TRUE I MEAN SO TRUE

NICE nice jokes btw NICE

SiKaRioZ wrote lol they all funny and because there truth btw make one for mexican or puertorricans because I'm latin pm me if you do

Are you saying, like only in Puerto Rico.. jokes?

Thats America, half of the shit we do makes no sense.

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lol this is funny

lol wow, these are so right about Us..