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need it for school. they need to be clean. but still funny. thanks!
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What do you call an able-bodied person standing on your doorstep?

Whatever his/her name is.


How many able-bodied people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.
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did you hear about the fire at the circus


It was intense (in-tents)
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what did one hat say to the other hat


you stay here, ill go on ahead (a head)
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I have hidden the jokes which contain anything of a sexual nature to avoid a warning so view them at your own discretion.

1. I saw a kidnapping today
Decided not to wake him though

2.
Why do deaf women masturbate with only one hand
so they can moan with the other


3. Jump in and I'll take you homee, I said to my dwarf neighbour, who was sat at the bus stop today.
P*ss off! he replied
Suit yourself then I said as I straigtened up my backpack and continued to walk.


4. How do, you kill a circus clown?
Go for the juggler

5. What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off

6.
What do you do if you come across a tiger
Wipe it off and apologise


7.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering A minor
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I recommend you asking this to a girl V<<<<
Is your'e name wifi?
Cause i feel a connection.
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1v1s- wrote need it for school. they need to be clean. but still funny. thanks!


Why can't dinosaurs clap?













Because they're extinct





An Irish man walks out of the bar.
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zor0ark wrote
1v1s- wrote need it for school. they need to be clean. but still funny. thanks!


Why can't dinosaurs clap?

I'm offensive and i find this Irish!





Because they're extinct





An Irish man walks out of the bar.


I'm offensive and i find this Irish! 098))
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Roc wrote I recommend you asking this to a girl V<<<<
Is your'e name wifi?
Cause i feel a connection.


she would say
"Scanning for connections *No connections found* please do not try again later."
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Placing a STUDENT DRIVER sign on your car so no one suspects you of drunk driving.
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