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Whats the difference between a ferrari and 50 dead babies

I dont have a ferrari in my garage
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Lmktcl wrote How did little Susie fall of the swing?




She had no arms





This is my favorite... What did Susie with no arms or legs get for Christmas??



Cancer


knock knock

who's there?




Not Suise

sorry, had to change name for sake of the joke;P
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where was susie when the plane crashed?



everywhere.
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a rope walks into a bar, the bartender tells the rope "we don't serve ropes". so the rope goes outside and trys to reenter the bar, the bartender sees the rope and replies" leave the bar and I'm knot kidding" :rockedover:
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How did Sarah survive the plane crash? She didn't

That's messed up but i grin every time I hear it.
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A man walks into a bar.

Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

:|
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How did Brian survive a shark attack? He didn't
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Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.
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where was suzy during the bombings?

EVERYWHERE!
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why is jimmy savile not around today?
a kid bit his dick off (if ur a true man, you will understand, your dick is very important)

aids is finally funny! - south park
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