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Right, this is a Rant about TOWIE star Joey Essex.
Firstly, the only reason i think people are OBSESSED to MAD with him, is because of his looks. Yes he has a good body and stuff, but seriously.
Who would want a husband who is as stupid as Joey? He cant tell the time, and doesnt know how to blow his own nose. Leave the personality out for now, lul.
Personally, i think if he was Ugly, literally everyone wouldnt lick his arse. Also, i think they would take the mic out of him, for not being able to tell time and blow his nose.
The fact this is true, really frustrates me.
Anyone else agree? Rant over, lul.
Firstly, the only reason i think people are OBSESSED to MAD with him, is because of his looks. Yes he has a good body and stuff, but seriously.
Who would want a husband who is as stupid as Joey? He cant tell the time, and doesnt know how to blow his own nose. Leave the personality out for now, lul.
Personally, i think if he was Ugly, literally everyone wouldnt lick his arse. Also, i think they would take the mic out of him, for not being able to tell time and blow his nose.
The fact this is true, really frustrates me.
Anyone else agree? Rant over, lul.
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I totally dis-agree here. I personally find him Funny, He is good looking and his Stupidness kind of makes who he is.
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LoveIsQuick wrote I totally dis-agree here. I personally find him Funny, He is good looking and his Stupidness kind of makes who he is.Yes, i agree to.
But, cmon? If he was ugly, it would be totally different...
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HST wrote I'm Gay and I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.Lul, yep he does.
His face just looks really fake... like a machine, his eyes and his teeth... eugh.
I've not been watching I'm a celeb, but I'm guessing he keeps making a fool of himself?
Been doing well to be honest.
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i cant stand him hes a stupid as fuk little twig n ppl think he has a good body when hes just a skinny little rat i hit gym 5 days a week and im much bigger n muslcler den him Lol
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Anagram wroteLoveIsQuick wrote I totally dis-agree here. I personally find him Funny, He is good looking and his Stupidness kind of makes who he is.Yes, i agree to.
But, cmon? If he was ugly, it would be totally different...
If he was ugly then he would not get a second look, But me personally i find him very funny.
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HST wrote I'm Gay and I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole.
His face just looks really fake... like a machine, his eyes and his teeth... eugh.
I've not been watching I'm a celeb, but I'm guessing he keeps making a fool of himself?
Yeah he does, I'm pretty sure he asked what clash and submerged meant. :suicide:
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Anagram wrote Right, this is a Rant about TOWIE star Joey Essex.
Firstly, the only reason i think people are OBSESSED to MAD with him, is because of his looks. Yes he has a good body and stuff, but seriously.
Who would want a husband who is as stupid as Joey? He cant tell the time, and doesnt know how to blow his own nose. Leave the personality out for now, lul.
Personally, i think if he was Ugly, literally everyone wouldnt lick his arse. Also, i think they would take the mic out of him, for not being able to tell time and blow his nose.
The fact this is true, really frustrates me.
Anyone else agree? Rant over, lul.
I'll admit, i'm jealous that all of the girls love him to bits.
But imo, he doesn't have a good body.
Yeah, he's got six pack abs, that only means you're skinny.
His biceps are an absolute joke, not that mine are any better, but i'm a young lad myself, And i'm probably reaching his strength.
If he was ugly, he would not be famous
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He's stupid, whether it's an act or not, I don't see how people find him attractive
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