There are several theories about the JFK assassination, however since I was there I can describe to you what I happened. On November 22, 1963 at around 12:30, 5 bullets were fired at JFK. Four of these shots were fired in the building where Lee Harvey Oswald was. All four of the bullets shot from Oswald missed. The fifth bullet was shot from the Grassy Knoll. Oswald did not act alone. The bullet fired from the Grassy Knoll struck and killed Kennedy. But who conspired with Oswald you ask? Well I remember it perfectly. Lying prone in the Grassy Knoll with a silenced Intervention equipped with thermal sight was a Cuban squirrel. As the limousine turned the corner the squirrel held his breath to keep his aim steady and fired a bullet. There was chaos. People were running and screaming. I saw the squirrel flee and with all the confusion going on I yelled for the people to chase the squirrel, but nobody listened. So I alone chased after the furry assassin. He ran for miles and miles but I refused to quit. Soon we were in southern Mexico when all of a sudden a UFO shot green beams down which sucked the squirrel and he began to teleport into the ship. Before he entered it, he looked at me and said "Down with America". Then with a blink of an eye, the flying saucer flew away. I am the only person who knows the truth about JFK's assassination. Cuba secretly made contact with the aliens during the space race and they became allies. They then hired a mutated squirrel to carry out the assassination. It's just a matter of time until the Cubans and Aliens drop nuclear bombs on our country.