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The Windsor Penis Bush Bandit
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It was a schlong spree, a rod rampage, a member bender -- but that's all over now. Or is it?

Windsor's now-infamous penis shrub bandit struck again last week, spelling out "PENIS" in shrubbery on the city's waterfront.

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It wasn't the first time the dick desperado has laid topiary waste to Windsor's well-manicured waterfront bushes. His two previous outings also made headlines, and even caught the eye of Jimmy Kimmel.

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KyleBowman wrote Gotham City has Batman, here in Windsor we have Penis-man #hestrikesagain

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cbcnews wrote @AshaTomlinson: Phallic-shaped bush in #Windsor park work of vandals



But now the shaft shenanigans may be at an end. The city has removed the remaining shrubs, leaving nothing but a barren pile of dirt behind.

But it may not have all be for naught. Windsors executive director of parks and facilities told the National Post he might just give the phallus pirate a job if he comes in from the cold.

Now, that's something we can all stand behind.

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Aha This Is Actually Quite Amusing To Me!

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Am I the only one who thought it said 'PENTS?'
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Ok, this I actually had to laugh at.
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Looks like a cartoon character to me.
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I wonder if the city realizes that the best way to get this person to stop is to just not report it when it happens. Clearly they're looking for attention and whenever their antics make the news it probably only encourages them more.
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One thing for sure they have talent.
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This is pretty fun lol, something you don't see everyday.
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Oh my god that's greasy.

But I guess sometimes life is greasy
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