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#1
Question: Why do Cowboys write poetry?
Answer: Because theyre inspired by the moos.

#2
Question: What is the highest honor among Cowboy poets?
Answer: Poet lariat.

#3
Question: Why didnt the angry farmer divorce his wife when she traded
their prize milking cow for a book of poetry?
Answer: Because he vowed to love her for butter or verse.

#4
Question: How do poets say good bye?
Answer: Id like to linger a little longer but its getting aliter-ate.

#5
Question: What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?
Answer: Metaphors be with you.

#6
Question: What is a metaphor?
Answer: For grazin yer cattle.

#7
Question: What is a simile?
Answer: Its like a metaphor.

#8
Question: How do poets say hello?
Answer: Hey, havent we metaphor?

#9
Question: Why did the boy poet introduce himself to the girl poet?
Answer: Because he wanted to meter.

#10
Question: How does a poet sneeze?
Answer: Haiku!!!

#11
Question: Why are poets always so poor?
Answer: Because rhyme doesnt pay.

#12
Question: What do baby poets play with?
Answer: Tanka trucks.

#13
Question: What did William Wordsworth mean by a spontaneous
overflow of emotion recollected in tranquility?
Answer: Puberty.

#14
Question: Why do poets despise writing commercial jingles?
Answer: Because jingles are ad-verse.

#15
Question: How is a book of poetry like O.J. Simpsons testimony.
Answer: Nobody buys either one of them.

#16
Question: Where do poems come from?
Answer: Poe-trees.

#17
Question: Why did the traffic cop give the poet a ticket?
Answer: For driving without a poetic license.

#18
Question: Where do poets obtain poetic licenses?
Answer: From the DMV, the Department of Metrical Verse.

#19
Question: When is a carpenter with a 24 like a poem?
Answer: When hes a sawin it.

#20
Question: What do you get when you combine Robert Frost and James Bond?
Answer: The Road Not Shaken but Stirred.

#21
Question: Whats big and gray and writes poetry?
Answer: T.S. Elephant.

#22
Question: Whats a Grecian Urn?
Answer: About twenty thousand drachmas a year after taxes.

#23
Question: Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors?
Answer: Because he Ode so much.

#24
A nurse is giving a young medical intern a tour of the hospital.
The intern approaches one bedridden patient and asks, Why are you here? The patient replies, Wee sleket cowerin timrous beastie/O, what a panic is in thy breastie.
The intern moves on to the next bed and asks the same question, Why are you here? The patient answers, O, my luv is like a red, red, rose thats newly sprung in June.
The intern moves on to a third bed and asks again, Why are you here to which the third patient replies, The best laid plans of mice and men, may often gang awry.
At this the intern turns to the nurse and asks, What ward is this anyway. And the nurse answers, Its the Burns Unit.
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Got to admit, some of these are funny. 1234((
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Anagram wrote Got to admit, some of these are funny. 1234((


Thanks a lot At least somebody apprecitates this kind of stuff (:
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