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The Santa Conspiracy
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The Santa Conspiracy
1st Part (Introduction)
Well, First of all. Santa Claus and/or St.Nick has/was started out as a religion. It was against bad kids and wanted Good kids. There are about 2 billion children (persons under 18), And about 64% of them are good or bad.
2nd Part (Is he real?)
"Santa Claus" would apparently make about 822.6 second(s) per visit. He also has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree. And he also has about 31 hours to deliver [p]resents. There is 300,000 species of living organisms and a lot to be discovered. Santa Claus would need 214,200 reindeer even if they could "fly" to pull the slay off of the ground. And it wouldn't be possible because, 1 Additional reindeer can run up to 15miles per hour. Our calculations can't really proof he is fake, So for any kids reading this, Santa Claus status remains fake.
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1st Part (Introduction)
Well, First of all. Santa Claus and/or St.Nick has/was started out as a religion. It was against bad kids and wanted Good kids. There are about 2 billion children (persons under 18), And about 64% of them are good or bad.
2nd Part (Is he real?)
"Santa Claus" would apparently make about 822.6 second(s) per visit. He also has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree. And he also has about 31 hours to deliver [p]resents. There is 300,000 species of living organisms and a lot to be discovered. Santa Claus would need 214,200 reindeer even if they could "fly" to pull the slay off of the ground. And it wouldn't be possible because, 1 Additional reindeer can run up to 15miles per hour. Our calculations can't really proof he is fake, So for any kids reading this, Santa Claus status remains fake.
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Thanks for the post... It will always be a mystery
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Are you trying to say if he's real or not -_-
Sorry to break the news to you kid but I'm 100% certain he's not.
Sorry to break the news to you kid but I'm 100% certain he's not.
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What if Santa starts early and does the shopping for your parents then takes their money but he starts a month or two early.
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The math is impressive, but he is not real, it is just not possible to pull of what he is said too do in one night.
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Motto: Me big smarts. Brainy boy do learns much
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xrainbowmodzx wrote Thanks for the post... It will always be a mysteryNo, it won't? Santa's not real. Sorry.. not sorry. Santa is based on St. Nicholas who gave money/presents to wh*res because they were less fortunate.
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Trust me, I know. I done my folio essay for my English exam on this, last year. Got almost full marks for it too(proud me).
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OH yeah santa was real when I was 5.
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If steam has a picture of santa then he must be real
my wallet goes bone dry.
my wallet goes bone dry.
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If no over weight man in a red suit walked into my living room when I was a kid when I camped out for him, I highly doubt he is not real.
I guess the Easter Bunny is real and all the other fairies.
I guess the Easter Bunny is real and all the other fairies.
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Very gpod argument here.
Not sure where yoi got your statistics from though.lol
Not sure where yoi got your statistics from though.lol
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