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Gourouki
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So there was a pirate, he was on his ship coming into town.
He left his ship with his steering wheel on his crotch.
He walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey why you have your
Steering wheel on your crotch?" And the pirate says "arrrrg it's drivin me nuts"


What do you call two slugs fighting? Slugging it out

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AvengedCH (12-30-2013)
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The first joke with the pirates is funny but the second one isn't that funny.
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first one is good but secound isnt
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That was pretty funny lol

What do lesbian pirates say? "Scissor me timbers!" I know I am dumb
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the pirate joke got me the best 2nd joke not so much.
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The pirate one was really good

but i don't feel the same for the second one
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Ah! A good classic joke. The first was funny but I don't get the second one
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I get the second one it wasn't bad,
The first one I had a little laugh though lol.
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Gourouki wrote So there was a pirate, he was on his ship coming into town.
He left his ship with his steering wheel on his crotch.
He walks into a bar, the bartender says "hey why you have your
Steering wheel on your crotch?" And the pirate says "arrrrg it's drivin me nuts"


What do you call two slugs fighting? Slugging it out


I admit, I punched myself because I wouldnt stop.
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First one was clever.
Second one as other have already said not to good.
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