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This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.

TLDR; "God" told him that he could walk on water. He couldn't. He drowned.

Note: This is a real story.
Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabons capital of Libreville

He told churchgoers hed had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus, an eyewitness told theGlasgow Daily Record. He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back. A researcher at Florida State University believes he has a natural explanation for the account of Jesus miraculous walk on the surface of water ice.

Professor of Oceanography Doron Nof and the co-authors of his study theorize that a rare combination of optimal water and atmospheric conditions resulted in a unique, localized freezing phenomenon called springs ice.

This horrible incident, together with a professors response, progresses from the tragically untaught to the supremely obtuse. The Tragedy of IgnorancePastor Kabele obviously was a very sincere man; but sincerity does not nullify ignorance.

I do not use this term in a pejorative way. All of us are ignorant in some matters. Its just that sometimes one form of ignorance can have a greater consequence than others.

In the first place it should be noted that revelations from God do not occur today. When the Old Testament era came to an end in Malachis day, 400 years passed with no revelations from God.


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I don't believe this. People can't be like this. Not in this day and age.
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So messed up but I laughed too. The fact that he just walked right into the water.
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So stupid, can't believe he tried to do it lol.
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I had to laugh at this. I mean it is just funny how silly some people can be.
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Faith in humanity, not restored.
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Pastors should stop lying. Kibwetere misled people and failed to handle and ended up Killing thousand of people. And now this one knew he was going to commit suicide. a pastor with a wife , children, land and mansions, his own church which follower contribute a lot. this man had no other topic of lying that made him commit suicide.
Who told them they are faithful. don't they know that only Jesus walk on water Even Moses did not walk on water, God had to remove water from his way. pastors check up. God's thinking is deferment from that of Man.Do they use the same Bible we read,
Watch A Nigerian Movie Of Pastor Owiver and Know how pastors get their powers.
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Has he been living under a rock or somthing?
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This is way to funny lol dumbass
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I laughed so hard... dem logic and dem stories.
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