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Bear on my cottage roof
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FallenRasta
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So my dads friend Ernie arrives at his cottage and he sees a bear on his cottage roof. So he calls animal control and explains the situation. So the animal control guys arrives in his van at Ernies cottage. The animal control guy gets out of his van and grabs a ladder from the van and puts it up to Ernies cottage. He then gets a baseball bat and lays it next to the ladder.

Ernie: Why do you have a bat???

Animal Control Guy: Im going to to climb the ladder and attack the bear with it...

But before he climbs the ladder he goes into his van and grabs a pug(dog) and ties its leash to the ladder.

Ernie: Why do you have a pug with you??

Animal Control Guy: Its a highly trained pug.

Ernie: What do you mean highly trained!?!? Its a pug!!!

Animal Control Guy: This pug is highly trained to bite the balls off of anything near it..

The animal control guys goes into his van one last time and grabs a shotgun and hands it to Ernie...

Ernie: Why did you give me a shotgun?!?!

Animal Control Guy: If I fall off the roof when I attack the bear I want you to shoot the pug so it doesn't bite my balls off.
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Don't know if this is actually true, but it's pretty funny!

Thanks for the laugh OP
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I loved this. Thanks for a good laugh.
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Oh, My, God.
I just pissed myself laughing.
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Thanks you all for commenting and for the nice words!
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Ha ypu made my day. lol

-Nyc
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If its true its even funnier!
ahaha, nice one bro!
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haha very funny made me chuckle haha!
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Im glad you all enjoyed PS it is a true story
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You guys still getting a laugh from this?
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