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Hey TTG its R33 my other name was Yoshimura you might remember me you might not but i did some Gold give aways back then
Now im doing another.
2 Winners
----RULES----
-Can already be Gold and if you want you can give it to someone else
-Just post on this topic and what ever number post you are thats what number you get
-If you post funny joke and i like it or have never heard of it i will gift you gold (PS it will be hard)
-Good luck
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Now im doing another.
2 Winners
----RULES----
-Can already be Gold and if you want you can give it to someone else
-Just post on this topic and what ever number post you are thats what number you get
-If you post funny joke and i like it or have never heard of it i will gift you gold (PS it will be hard)
-Good luck
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Are you from Jamaica cause your Jamaican-me-crazy ;)
Really bad but yeah xD
Really bad but yeah xD
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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Joke/funny pick up line-
Girl: Hey, whats your name?
Boy: Well, its (Insert Your Name). But you can call me light switch.
Girl: Why's That?
Boy: Because you turn me on.
Girl: Hey, whats your name?
Boy: Well, its (Insert Your Name). But you can call me light switch.
Girl: Why's That?
Boy: Because you turn me on.
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theyre are so many giveaways theres alot of gold members but thanks for this
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I have a couple jokes.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
Thanks.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
Thanks.
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Warning Controversial Joke Ahead. Open with own regards.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.
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Yo' mama so ugly, they give her an extra 364 days for Halloween!
I hope i win
I hope i win
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Hey, heres my joke:P
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
Good luck to all!
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
Good luck to all!
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I Want To Enter!
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
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