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#91. Posted:
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that diss @Streaming Phenomenal but, your rhymes are terrible. with that being said @Disc won because his lyrical genius out rhymed your dissing a*s.
#92. Posted:
CHEESE_GROMIT
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Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote Do me i really cant wait to here this


Disc..


I heard you gave your mum a sloppy kiss, I guess you've always been a floppy disc.

Did I say that wrong or do I have a lisp?

If your mum wears her thong, she can slap my wrist.

Of course, I'm only joking but we can all have our wish.


Steraming.

You act all cool, but your just a petty fool

You say you graduated school

but we all know thats a lie, you couldnt solve 1+1 if it was writtin on your eye

straight up your a little your so weak you couldnt open a pickle jar lid


I didn't finish school, yes that's the truth.

When I get the Wizard badge, you're getting poofed.

You didn't even spell my name right in that last message, so I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.

You're worthless, I'll leave your body on the pavement, I'll embody over you like you're bodys in enslavement. I don't have to say any more because I've already won, you can try and reply back but I have a lyrical gun


Look.

You cant do anything to me im covered in TGK's pee
I got the real swag Sitting in your moms Shopping bag
Your rhymes smell like poo ive got a hamster that can rhyme better than you

Sit down rookie watch and learn how a real rhymer does it then you can have a turn

you can keep this win that you clearly dont deserve i may be worthless but you just got served



Nobody got your back. U standin here all alone
You standin in my hood AKA the danger zone
Mess with me garanteed to get your brains blown
Beating me would be breakin one of natures laws
Besides last night I was kinda like old Santa Claus
Cuz I was messin around with your skanky ho ho ho
And If you ask her about it she'll say "oh no no no"
I run this block, hell I run this town
Everyone here knows U going down
Im a teacher, and Im takin you to class
Imma kick you so hard it'll leave a footprint on your ***
Homie U nothin but a... stupid little ****
Yeah Imma smoke U out like a chronic blunt
Besides your nothin but a little goody good
who doesnt know whats it like to live in the hood
Yeah imma give you more beef than a BK Stacker
Imma tackle U down like a Green Bay Packer
Yeah homie thats right, stay in your place
Even better yet homie, get outta my face
Cant touch me cuz I ahead of the race
To catch up with me you gotta pick up the pace
You think this my best, oh homie please
Imma bring you fake G's down to your knee's
And my flow sicker than 7 STD's
I aint done
You know I run
I shine like the sun
I already won
Yeah thats right son
#93. Posted:
indisposition
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CHEESE_GROMIT wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote Do me i really cant wait to here this


Disc..


I heard you gave your mum a sloppy kiss, I guess you've always been a floppy disc.

Did I say that wrong or do I have a lisp?

If your mum wears her thong, she can slap my wrist.

Of course, I'm only joking but we can all have our wish.


Steraming.

You act all cool, but your just a petty fool

You say you graduated school

but we all know thats a lie, you couldnt solve 1+1 if it was writtin on your eye

straight up your a little your so weak you couldnt open a pickle jar lid


I didn't finish school, yes that's the truth.

When I get the Wizard badge, you're getting poofed.

You didn't even spell my name right in that last message, so I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.

You're worthless, I'll leave your body on the pavement, I'll embody over you like you're bodys in enslavement. I don't have to say any more because I've already won, you can try and reply back but I have a lyrical gun


Look.

You cant do anything to me im covered in TGK's pee
I got the real swag Sitting in your moms Shopping bag
Your rhymes smell like poo ive got a hamster that can rhyme better than you

Sit down rookie watch and learn how a real rhymer does it then you can have a turn

you can keep this win that you clearly dont deserve i may be worthless but you just got served



Nobody got your back. U standin here all alone
You standin in my hood AKA the danger zone
Mess with me garanteed to get your brains blown
Beating me would be breakin one of natures laws
Besides last night I was kinda like old Santa Claus
Cuz I was messin around with your skanky ho ho ho
And If you ask her about it she'll say "oh no no no"
I run this block, hell I run this town
Everyone here knows U going down
Im a teacher, and Im takin you to class
Imma kick you so hard it'll leave a footprint on your ***
Homie U nothin but a... stupid little ****
Yeah Imma smoke U out like a chronic blunt
Besides your nothin but a little goody good
who doesnt know whats it like to live in the hood
Yeah imma give you more beef than a BK Stacker
Imma tackle U down like a Green Bay Packer
Yeah homie thats right, stay in your place
Even better yet homie, get outta my face
Cant touch me cuz I ahead of the race
To catch up with me you gotta pick up the pace
You think this my best, oh homie please
Imma bring you fake G's down to your knee's
And my flow sicker than 7 STD's
I aint done
You know I run
I shine like the sun
I already won
Yeah thats right son

this right here. should be the bread bringer.
#94. Posted:
Asics
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Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote Do me i really cant wait to here this


Disc..


I heard you gave your mum a sloppy kiss, I guess you've always been a floppy disc.

Did I say that wrong or do I have a lisp?

If your mum wears her thong, she can slap my wrist.

Of course, I'm only joking but we can all have our wish.


Steraming.

You act all cool, but your just a petty fool

You say you graduated school

but we all know thats a lie, you couldnt solve 1+1 if it was writtin on your eye

straight up your a little your so weak you couldnt open a pickle jar lid


I didn't finish school, yes that's the truth.

When I get the Wizard badge, you're getting poofed.

You didn't even spell my name right in that last message, so I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.

You're worthless, I'll leave your body on the pavement, I'll embody over you like you're bodys in enslavement. I don't have to say any more because I've already won, you can try and reply back but I have a lyrical gun


Look.

You cant do anything to me im covered in TGK's pee
I got the real swag Sitting in your moms Shopping bag
Your rhymes smell like poo ive got a hamster that can rhyme better than you

Sit down rookie watch and learn how a real rhymer does it then you can have a turn

you can keep this win that you clearly dont deserve i may be worthless but you just got served


You're a delusional child, with the illusion that one day we'll be friends and smile.
Well, I guess you'll be there for a while, you may be at that 500 metre but I'm there for the mile.
#95. Posted:
CHEESE_GROMIT
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Winner Winner Chicken dinner its cheese_gromit here

Thats right, Im a geek
Ive got brains, and a personality
I wear my glasses sincerely
And my T-Shirts ironically
Therere some things you cant learn in a class
Or else Id sign you up for Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast
Youre just so early Twenty-Thirteen
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing
I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux
Too bad theres no app to neutralize your B.O
While youre lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long
Ill be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom
#96. Posted:
Enriched
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Hello my friends, Im Sparkles and im the gay rappaaa, im gonna stick d*ck straight up in ya crappa.
#97. Posted:
Asics
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Enriched wrote Hello my friends, Im Sparkles and im the gay rappaaa, im gonna stick d*ck straight up in ya crappa.


Enriched have you Enlicked your boyfriends Endick?

I bet you lick the 99 but leave the flake, do the 69 with the bloody lake.
#98. Posted:
CHEESE_GROMIT
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18tylerweeks wrote Hey TTG

If you have the balls enough to call me out in the comments go ahead!
-But just know that i will not be held responsible if my rhymes make you kill yourself!!




killing this villain, than I'll light a cig and be chilling
your blood's the only 'fresh-flow' that is spilling
the guns lock on well, it'll make you do lots of yells
you a waste/waist of time like clocks on belts
ray will forever be my name, raps consumed me I will never be the same
I started clever in the game, now I'm better than u lames!
So take ur L. Ur letter will never change
Truth is, ur garbage n only better in ur brain
I'll take u down quicker than America's federal exchange



Some of those probably aren't the best, but they're all original at least and I took some time with it.
#99. Posted:
CHEESE_GROMIT
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SnowThaProduct wrote
CHEESE_GROMIT wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote Do me i really cant wait to here this


Disc..


I heard you gave your mum a sloppy kiss, I guess you've always been a floppy disc.

Did I say that wrong or do I have a lisp?

If your mum wears her thong, she can slap my wrist.

Of course, I'm only joking but we can all have our wish.


Steraming.

You act all cool, but your just a petty fool

You say you graduated school

but we all know thats a lie, you couldnt solve 1+1 if it was writtin on your eye

straight up your a little your so weak you couldnt open a pickle jar lid


I didn't finish school, yes that's the truth.

When I get the Wizard badge, you're getting poofed.

You didn't even spell my name right in that last message, so I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.

You're worthless, I'll leave your body on the pavement, I'll embody over you like you're bodys in enslavement. I don't have to say any more because I've already won, you can try and reply back but I have a lyrical gun


Look.

You cant do anything to me im covered in TGK's pee
I got the real swag Sitting in your moms Shopping bag
Your rhymes smell like poo ive got a hamster that can rhyme better than you

Sit down rookie watch and learn how a real rhymer does it then you can have a turn

you can keep this win that you clearly dont deserve i may be worthless but you just got served



Nobody got your back. U standin here all alone
You standin in my hood AKA the danger zone
Mess with me garanteed to get your brains blown
Beating me would be breakin one of natures laws
Besides last night I was kinda like old Santa Claus
Cuz I was messin around with your skanky ho ho ho
And If you ask her about it she'll say "oh no no no"
I run this block, hell I run this town
Everyone here knows U going down
Im a teacher, and Im takin you to class
Imma kick you so hard it'll leave a footprint on your ***
Homie U nothin but a... stupid little ****
Yeah Imma smoke U out like a chronic blunt
Besides your nothin but a little goody good
who doesnt know whats it like to live in the hood
Yeah imma give you more beef than a BK Stacker
Imma tackle U down like a Green Bay Packer
Yeah homie thats right, stay in your place
Even better yet homie, get outta my face
Cant touch me cuz I ahead of the race
To catch up with me you gotta pick up the pace
You think this my best, oh homie please
Imma bring you fake G's down to your knee's
And my flow sicker than 7 STD's
I aint done
You know I run
I shine like the sun
I already won
Yeah thats right son

this right here. should be the bread bringer.


Cheers dude

My new slang, burns thru ya brain like butane
I gotta Stronghold, like the top of the food chain (not rly dissing here)
I'm hard to the ****' core when I do thangs
You wanna trip like you didn't tie ya shoe strangs (so-so)
I'll have you holdin' ya face like bad tooth pains (ok diss)
I got a bigger bomb than Saddam Husseins (so-so)
To try to life it's weight would take two cranes
I like menage trois, that means two dames
You stick chicks who rock thongs with poop stains
While ya'll are still on the block rappin' for loose change (decent)


Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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Lease
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CHEESE_GROMIT wrote
SnowThaProduct wrote
CHEESE_GROMIT wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote
Streaming wrote
Disc wrote Do me i really cant wait to here this


Disc..


I heard you gave your mum a sloppy kiss, I guess you've always been a floppy disc.

Did I say that wrong or do I have a lisp?

If your mum wears her thong, she can slap my wrist.

Of course, I'm only joking but we can all have our wish.


Steraming.

You act all cool, but your just a petty fool

You say you graduated school

but we all know thats a lie, you couldnt solve 1+1 if it was writtin on your eye

straight up your a little your so weak you couldnt open a pickle jar lid


I didn't finish school, yes that's the truth.

When I get the Wizard badge, you're getting poofed.

You didn't even spell my name right in that last message, so I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.

You're worthless, I'll leave your body on the pavement, I'll embody over you like you're bodys in enslavement. I don't have to say any more because I've already won, you can try and reply back but I have a lyrical gun


Look.

You cant do anything to me im covered in TGK's pee
I got the real swag Sitting in your moms Shopping bag
Your rhymes smell like poo ive got a hamster that can rhyme better than you

Sit down rookie watch and learn how a real rhymer does it then you can have a turn

you can keep this win that you clearly dont deserve i may be worthless but you just got served



Nobody got your back. U standin here all alone
You standin in my hood AKA the danger zone
Mess with me garanteed to get your brains blown
Beating me would be breakin one of natures laws
Besides last night I was kinda like old Santa Claus
Cuz I was messin around with your skanky ho ho ho
And If you ask her about it she'll say "oh no no no"
I run this block, hell I run this town
Everyone here knows U going down
Im a teacher, and Im takin you to class
Imma kick you so hard it'll leave a footprint on your ***
Homie U nothin but a... stupid little ****
Yeah Imma smoke U out like a chronic blunt
Besides your nothin but a little goody good
who doesnt know whats it like to live in the hood
Yeah imma give you more beef than a BK Stacker
Imma tackle U down like a Green Bay Packer
Yeah homie thats right, stay in your place
Even better yet homie, get outta my face
Cant touch me cuz I ahead of the race
To catch up with me you gotta pick up the pace
You think this my best, oh homie please
Imma bring you fake G's down to your knee's
And my flow sicker than 7 STD's
I aint done
You know I run
I shine like the sun
I already won
Yeah thats right son

this right here. should be the bread bringer.


Cheers dude

My new slang, burns thru ya brain like butane
I gotta Stronghold, like the top of the food chain (not rly dissing here)
I'm hard to the ****' core when I do thangs
You wanna trip like you didn't tie ya shoe strangs (so-so)
I'll have you holdin' ya face like bad tooth pains (ok diss)
I got a bigger bomb than Saddam Husseins (so-so)
To try to life it's weight would take two cranes
I like menage trois, that means two dames
You stick chicks who rock thongs with poop stains
While ya'll are still on the block rappin' for loose change (decent)


Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

you say ya burning like butane but your colder than novacain, my thoughts are deranged, but my brain is magnetic so when I say im holdin to cranes you probably wont even get it, your flow is pathetic and your rhyminin is shit when I wrote this verse my personality switched, some call it a gift, but its a mental disorder my powers are so strong I can teleport straight to heavens borders and order the slaughter, of your innocent family for thinkin your rhymes are sick but I use it to my advantage coz I got information your wearin the poop stained panties and promote gay marriage, and hussein managed to build some nuclear weapons? thats nothin to the power of a pen in the hands of this intelligent specimen
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