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Warning Controversial Joke Ahead. Open with own regards.
You will only get joke if you know of the English currency!
Your mums like a gas station a pound a pump!
You will only get joke if you know of the English currency!
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Thanks for hosting this mate
Im not entering but goodluck everyone
Im not entering but goodluck everyone
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Good to all that enter the contest hope you gift people that actually deserve it
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hi tom
tom not high
lololol
tom not high
lololol
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I got a couple jokes, My gold is going to expire in like 1-2 days.
Here are the jokes -
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to gift me gold. lol
Guy - "Gimme the bad news first."
Doctor - "You have AIDS."
Guy - "What's the good news?"
Doctor - "You have alzheimer's."
Guy - "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS."
I believe I can flyyy
got shot by the pizza guyyy
all I wanted was some onion ringggss
from McDonald's or Burgerkinggg
I believe I can soarrrr
mom slapped me in the grocery storeee
Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr
I believe I can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll
Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though I got no votes.
Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gay guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: f*ck you!
Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
what do you get when 32 rednecks are in one room???
A set of TEETH!
I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet and sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate Hamsters.
What did 1 butt check say to the other?
If we work together we can stop this shit !
Swag is for boys.
Style is for men.
Class is for gentlemen.
But TRIX are for kids.
Three drunk men & under drugs, stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured they were not in their right minds, so he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them"We arrived ". The 1st man gave him money, the 2nd man said "Thank u" while the 3rd slapped him! The taxi driver got surprised thinking the 3rd guy that slapped him realized the car didn't move an inch, so he asked;"what was That (slap) for?" The drunk man replied "Control your speed next time. U almost killed us.!!!"
Call bowling alley
Guy: "Hello?"
Me: "Do you have 10lb balls?"
Guy: "Yes.."
Me: "How do you walk?"
Guy hangs up on me.
One, two, three, four I declare a thumb war!
Five, six, seven, eight I use this hand to masturbate!
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit the frogs finger.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.
Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
I have a lot more jokes but just copied and pasted a few some might not be funny but I think some are really funny.
Well anyway thanks For doing this giveaway
Here are the jokes -
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to gift me gold. lol
Guy - "Gimme the bad news first."
Doctor - "You have AIDS."
Guy - "What's the good news?"
Doctor - "You have alzheimer's."
Guy - "Well that's not so bad, at least I don't have AIDS."
I believe I can flyyy
got shot by the pizza guyyy
all I wanted was some onion ringggss
from McDonald's or Burgerkinggg
I believe I can soarrrr
mom slapped me in the grocery storeee
Even though im 24 I still got an imaginary dinosoarrrrr
I believe I can falllll I tripped on a bouncey ballll
Thought id post this funny jokes. Even though I got no votes.
Guy1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy2: Don't know.... why?
Guy1: to get to the gay guys house....
Guy2: ? ........
Guy1: knock knock
Guy2: who's there?
Guy1: chicken!
Guy2: f*ck you!
Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
what do you get when 32 rednecks are in one room???
A set of TEETH!
I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet and sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate Hamsters.
What did 1 butt check say to the other?
If we work together we can stop this shit !
Swag is for boys.
Style is for men.
Class is for gentlemen.
But TRIX are for kids.
Three drunk men & under drugs, stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured they were not in their right minds, so he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them"We arrived ". The 1st man gave him money, the 2nd man said "Thank u" while the 3rd slapped him! The taxi driver got surprised thinking the 3rd guy that slapped him realized the car didn't move an inch, so he asked;"what was That (slap) for?" The drunk man replied "Control your speed next time. U almost killed us.!!!"
Call bowling alley
Guy: "Hello?"
Me: "Do you have 10lb balls?"
Guy: "Yes.."
Me: "How do you walk?"
Guy hangs up on me.
One, two, three, four I declare a thumb war!
Five, six, seven, eight I use this hand to masturbate!
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit the frogs finger.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.
Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
I was in in the public restroom
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed) "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
I have a lot more jokes but just copied and pasted a few some might not be funny but I think some are really funny.
Well anyway thanks For doing this giveaway
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#37. Posted:
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thanks of doing this give away
p.s why is it hard and i have a cry 250 do u ride
p.s why is it hard and i have a cry 250 do u ride
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I would like to enter this contest.
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Thanks for doing the giveaway here are some jokes
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Thank again i hope you pick me
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Thank again i hope you pick me
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Hope i win btw here is a dirty joke : My girlfriends pretty dumb, everything goes over her head.Fortunately, so do both her feet. So were still good.
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