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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How do you make a baby stay still?
Nail their hands into the floor!

How do you make a baby be quiet?
Put them in a blender.

These jokes make no sense at all, but can brighten up someone's day because they make no sense.

Have a nice day!
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LOL probably the best jokes known to man
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AstroToddler wrote LOL probably the best jokes known to man
If we keep killing babies, there will be no more men!! LOL
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WOW these near had me in tears.
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Uhm... what the heck did I just read...
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Medkits wrote Uhm... what the heck did I just read...
That's what said to myself "what the check did I just write"?
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What the difference between a baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash, the other is just a watermelon.
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I feel like I am the only one not laughing
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Do you want to know why I dont have a car in my garage? Because there is a dead baby in there
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Whey wrote I feel like I am the only one not laughing


I am not laughing either. These jokes are sick :|.
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