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The entries are getting better but I don't if I should wait for the conest to end before I choose or gift the person who I thought was the funniest.
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@cameandgon You already posted your entry stop trying to get Brownie points with the Poster...
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take the time to read this.
so theres a blonde driver, and a blonde cop.
the blonde driver gets pulled over.
{officer} - hello ma'am, may i see your license?
{driver}- officer i dont have one.
{officer} - you dont have a license?
{driver} - no i dont know what that is.
{officer} - well its a little card with your picture on it.
so the driver is digging around in her purse when she pulls out a mirror.
(she hands it to the officer)
{officer}- (the officer inspects it very closely) she then says, i didnt know you were a police officer! you can just leave.
haha my baseball coach told me that, thought it was pretty funny
so theres a blonde driver, and a blonde cop.
the blonde driver gets pulled over.
{officer} - hello ma'am, may i see your license?
{driver}- officer i dont have one.
{officer} - you dont have a license?
{driver} - no i dont know what that is.
{officer} - well its a little card with your picture on it.
so the driver is digging around in her purse when she pulls out a mirror.
(she hands it to the officer)
{officer}- (the officer inspects it very closely) she then says, i didnt know you were a police officer! you can just leave.
haha my baseball coach told me that, thought it was pretty funny
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VAV wrote @cameandgon You already posted your entry stop trying to get Brownie points with the Poster...
I already asked if he had brownies but he said no so I don't think that's what he's trying to do.
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*Dad And Son are out Hunting*
Kid: Dad, I finally figured out what I wanna do after High School
Dad: What is it you'd like to do son?
Kid: well you know how I like Shooting Rabbits & Deer?
Dad: ya.
Kid: well I think I wanna become a Border Patrol, since ya know, I like Shooting
things that hop.
HOPE I WIN MAN. <3
Kid: Dad, I finally figured out what I wanna do after High School
Dad: What is it you'd like to do son?
Kid: well you know how I like Shooting Rabbits & Deer?
Dad: ya.
Kid: well I think I wanna become a Border Patrol, since ya know, I like Shooting
things that hop.
HOPE I WIN MAN. <3
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What's the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants? A pair of pants only has one fly on it!
Hope it made you laugh as much as it made me laugh!
Hope it made you laugh as much as it made me laugh!
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