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Lol this ones funny: Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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Thats unfair though because, if most of these members sent a picture of themselves that would make you LOL LOL LOL! Plus bro, my Gold count is on 11.. Help a fellow bro out ;) hahaa<3
Forgot my video
Forgot my video
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My gold runs out at 8pm today so enjoy!
When people see a gold giveaway....
When people see a gold giveaway....
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1. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
2. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
3. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
4. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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2. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
3. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
4. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
5. this video [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]
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Everytime I go on Facebook I always see a girl post a status saying something like "OMG my mom just fell over hahaha I can't even"
Now I don't know about you people but the phrase "I can't even" honestly annoys me soo much and makes like literally no since.
I found this video like 2 days ago and it's like the best thing ever to me:
Everytime a girl says 'I can't even' I play this video to show them how much sense they make lol
Now I don't know about you people but the phrase "I can't even" honestly annoys me soo much and makes like literally no since.
I found this video like 2 days ago and it's like the best thing ever to me:
Everytime a girl says 'I can't even' I play this video to show them how much sense they make lol
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three men crashed on a island one was English one was Welsh the last one Scottish they get found by a tribesman he said if you can find food and bring it back we will let you live.they all get some food the welsh man come back with nuts the tribesman said all u got to to do is stick 3 three of them in you bottom the welsh man put them up there fine the the English man comes with grapes he put the first two in and the 3th on he lathes the tribesman ask why are u lathing the Engkish man said becuse i seen what the Scottish has got the man said what he reply with pineapples
so it so long
so it so long
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3 gifted 2 more to go I need more funnies
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