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Dr_Seuss
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Anti Jokes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry?

You kill his family.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings?

She had no arms.

Why was the boy sad?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What has two legs, and is red all over?

Half a cat.

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.


What are your best Anti-Jokes?


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O_o wtf ???????? that scared the crap out of me
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These are pretty, good.

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
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Always nice to get a laugh in
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Just got bored and decided to come and have a look here and the first joke about the icecream is so not even funny that I just LOL'd for like 10 mins and its not even that funny that its funny hahaah
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:kawaii: always nice to get a laugh in here or there thanks friend! :nyancat:
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Lol, i honestly laughed at "What is brown and Sticky"
A stick.
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Where can you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it


What did the little boy with no arms get for christmas?
Gloves
Just kidding, he still hasn't unwrapped his present!
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I have too say they maid me laugh.
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