Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, We are family!

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Asian shrek.

I don't know why, It always gets me. Maybe, it'll get you.

Edit: here's a joke just in case.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

If you think about it the least racist thing in the world is a panda, cause it's black, white and asian.

I'm trying again:

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

BigCrunch wrote I'm trying again:

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

I don't think going on Google and finding something "funny" will get you anywhere.

Every time I read this it makes me laugh so hard so I will share with others who might also find this funny. 1234((
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one day there was a man with no arms or legs lounging on the beach.


Suddenly a beatiful lady comes up to him and asks;
'I bet you've never been hugged.'
The man replies;
'No i havn't'.
So the woman hugs him and leaves.

5 minutes later another woman comes over and asks;
'I bet you've never been kissed'.
The man replies again;
'No i havn't'
So the woman kisses him and walks off.

Another 5 minutes pass and a beatiful blonde walks over to the man.
'I bet you've never been fu*ked'.
The man,looking very excited, yet again replies;
'No i havn't.'

The woman says ;
'Now you are, the tides coming in!'

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes!

HOPE I WIN!