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#11. Posted:
Zarr
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You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.
#12. Posted:
Torso
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Your dad a cement mixer, coz girl you make me rock hard.
#13. Posted:
Beheading
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Whey wrote
Does this smell of chloroform ?
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hahaaha now this was funny bro
#14. Posted:
Abandoning
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I heard this one "If you we're a booger,I'd pick you first" 0_o
#15. Posted:
JNM
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Poet didn't even know it

Yup.
#16. Posted:
RGH-
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My pick up line is, "Hey ***** you got a Nice *** whats yo numba?"
#17. Posted:
Tom
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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Not the best but its the only line i said too a girl.
Heir smells!


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#18. Posted:
Snowzy
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are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you. lol
#19. Posted:
Poi
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I have a few anyways this one is a little offensive but bear with me.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

My couch might pull out but I don't!
#20. Posted:
Resistenza
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Nice Ankles, but i'd like them better if they were on my shoulders
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